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chair lump 

Occupation where you sit at a desk and do practically nothing all day. It may seem like the easiest job ever, but the person who has the job will never cease to feel like an idiot.
That librarian is a chair lump.
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piss lump 

noun; A condition of the penis easily mistaken for an erection; usually in the morning. It is crucial not to mistake the two where urination becomes quite painful after ejaculation.
At first, Carol was excited to see her husband of fifty years with an erection, sadly, she knew it was only a piss lump and would probably disappear after he relieved himself.
piss lump by Charlie 361 November 19, 2011

sour lump 

Someone who is acting uptight or irritable, thereby ruining everyone else's good time.

Emma: "They're just a sour lump in the mix,"
Angelica: "Don't be such a sour lump, Liam!"
Liam the Sour Lump: "That wasn't funny, guys. >:("
Friend 1: "What's the matter with him?"
Friend 2: "Oh, don't mind him. He's just being a sour lump like always."
sour lump by meluvcheese22 June 12, 2016

breast lump 

A lump which is on the titty.
"My breast lumps are kicking in!" shouted Jessica
breast lump by Yeetnation May 11, 2020