Nottingham Local

Those creatures you see around Nottingham that go to the Thurland Hall and spend their benefits money. Failing that they do hard drugs and drink Carling and John Smiths at Midday in old Market Square.

A: What Pint you going to get then?
B:Fookin 'ell, I think I'll have a pint of John Smiths.
A: You fucking Nottingham Local.
B: I'm proud to be from Notts, Hucknall Born and Raised.

by Average Midlands inhabitant July 27, 2021

local pump

The girl that's the town bicycle.
The one who the whole sports team has tapped.

The one who is the reason why you and your friends are tunnel buddies now!

There you have it, thats the local pump

See her over there? Yah she's the local pump dude

by RowdyCanadian March 14, 2022

billie local

a local who only knows bad guy and ocean eyes and barely knows anything about billie, billie stans dont like locals, locals only like billie for clout, a new billie fan is not a local

local: my favourite billy elish song is dont smile at me what about you?
billie stan: just shut up you billie local

by bichwhat May 24, 2020

Local bub

Kelli is your local bub. Always a shrimp lover :)

If you need your local bub, kelli is just that!

by ._.Your~local~bub._. November 28, 2018

Local Bopper

A female in town who is good enough to sleep with but not good enough to date, would not bring home to mom. Probably laugh about her with the guys. Swipped right because drunk.

Oh yeah, she's just a local bopper. Nothing like a Katie or a DeeNa.

by Mollusc March 20, 2019

local expert

A neighbourhood expert (usually called Karen) who always interferes and is vocal about knowing what’s best

Karen on that Neighbourhood app is such a local expert, the annoying cunt

by Charlie Uniform November Tango April 07, 2020

Locally shuffle

The act of shuffling cards on a smaller, more intimate scale. Allegedly done because it is simply too much to shuffle an entire deck at one time.

Nicole was deemed insufficent at shuffling cards on her own. Therefore, Josh (like a knight in shining armor) came through when he locally shuffled the card deck.

by JoeyBigToes December 25, 2018