Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio

The haredest contest between actors ever...in the history of the world!
Both are extremely hot, both are talented, and both are married to me.

Me: Hey who do you think is hotter Johnny Depp or Leonardo DiCaprio?

Friend:So it's like a Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio?

Me: Yup

Friend: Dude...I have no idea! It's so hard to choose!

Me: I know right!

by Otter Girl April 24, 2010

the shitty dick of a leopard

To call yourself the shitty dick of a leopard is to call yourself awesome. By telling someone you are the shitty dick of a leopard you are implying that you are a truly marvelous person. Even though it may seem strange and down right odd to go about saying that you are the shitty dick of a leopard, but the meaning is quite clear. The person will immediately understand that they are dealing with a person of great superiority and stature. This phrase is to be used in a proper manor.

Hello Mr. President, im pleased to meet you. May I also add that I am the shitty dick of a leopard." "Well now, Sir its my pleasure. I did not realize that i was talking to a shitty dick of a leopard, I shall plan my day accordingly.

by Matt Gronson June 28, 2010

Leopard Spotting

n. The direct result of squiss or failing to squeeze out any remaining piss in the urethra before pulling your pants up thus creating small patterns of yellow circles in the underpants. This is much like skid marks in the back of underpants.

Brian: Guys, I think I should see a doctor. I’m spotting again.
Joe: Relax, you rushed your piss and now you’re just leopard spotting.
Spencer: My leopard spots are the size of frisbees.

by TacomaBeags October 17, 2017

Leonardo DiCaprio effect

The Leonardo DiCaprio effect is the process of when a woman ages past the prime age of 25. They are no longer worthy and must be dropped for a new younger woman between the ages of 18-24.

Friend: Hey bro how’s everything with your girl.

Me: not so good man it’s the Leonardo DiCaprio effect.

Friend: oh shit she’s already 25 you better drop that hoe for a new one.

by Sheamus O’hara September 20, 2022

squatting leopard

when you crouch down to pick something up and you shit your pants

Cory seen something he liked on the bottom shelf of the toy section and did a squatting leopard and he shat his pants

by XxBuckCrazy February 21, 2010

Dirty Leonardo

Usually a sagittarius, is a man/woman who makes their partner cum as many times as their birthday + the letters in their name. If the partners legs are not shaking after what follows is an insane oral which usually leads to being paralyzed from the legs down for a couple of days.

If you see a Wheelchair in your room? Be ready for a dirty dirty Leonardo.

by secretlyweknow September 1, 2021

Snow Leopard

Older women in their 60s, 70s, and above that still like to flaunt their goods at all times of the day.

This snow leopard was walking around the neighborhood wearing nothing but a pink robe.

by Karl_04 February 23, 2011