layline

Related to others by who you have slept with. If two guys have dated the same girl, chances are they are related by laylines.

Commonly used in the phrases "related by laylines" or "layline related"

I think that everybody in this world is layline related to Kevin Bacon!

by Shred October 10, 2004

Laziness Surcharge Fee

The price one pays for choosing laziness over work, despite the savings.

"A friend of mine offered to help me change my oil, but I'd rather pay the Laziness Surcharge Fee and take it to a place where all I have to do is read a magazine and wait."

by Nitebred March 24, 2009

layinvestiture

The practice of giving women gifts in order to have sex with her.

dude 1: Woah you bang'd that chick?
dude2: Yeah! I used layinvestiture on her!

by deadlysnyper April 6, 2009

laying the mayo

When a man pulls out his junk then the other guy lay's his sperm on the other guys penis. ( cock , dick , dick-hole).

1. Jerry layed on that dude last night.

2. The mayo was fresh.

( laying the mayo )

by Masterbating monkey May 25, 2014

lazingularity

Having achieved the ultimate level of laziness. The laziness singularity.

- Hey, that dude named Ben sure is lazy.
- Lazy? He is beyond lazy, he has achieved lazingularity.

by Soleil Noir Media January 20, 2015

Lazinit

Being lazy. Relaxed. Chillin.

"You at work?"
"Nah, I'm home lazinit."

by Dougernaut May 5, 2015

Layin it down

To fuck someone so hard they cant breath

Im about to be layin it down so hard

by JakeFrost October 1, 2016