Lonely Swordsman

One that masturbates (male). A wanker.

Mr X: Hey! Take a look at your neighbour!

Mr Y: Oh yeah... The Lonely Swordsman. He´s usually at it after ten. Throw something at his window and he`ll close the curtains.

by grevdverg September 28, 2009

Lonely potato

When no one likes u and u have no bae

Am a lonely potato

by Ok gurl January 22, 2018

Lonely Fountain

When you try to cum in your own mouth while jerking off.

I was bored one night so I decided to try the lonely fountain out. Instead, I totally missed my mouth, hit my eye and gave myself a moaning sprinkler instead.

by Evil-Stevil December 2, 2010

lonely kid

A kid you see at school that obviously has no friends and sit alone all the time.

-Man, how did lonely kid get fubbs

-ONG!!!! INSIDE JOKE!!!1111ONEONE

by King ov Town August 4, 2004

lonely christmas

lonely christmas is a term which refers to smell of a middle aged man whose only current relationship is with alcohol and his co-workers.

'is it me or does jay smell like gin?'
'yea, he smells like a lonely christmas'

by matticah February 3, 2008

lonely penis

When a male is in a group consisting solely of females, thus being the only person with a penis.

Lonely penis-ing can be negative:
Guy: Dude, my girlfriend made me hang out with all of her girl-friends this weekend, I had such a lonely penis.
Or positive:
Guy A: As fun as it was hanging out with just biddies last night, I got a bit of a lonely penis
Guy B: I know dude, bros before hos

by blocking the cock June 14, 2011

Lonely Jones

An outcast or loner.

My life is that of a Lonely Jones.

by Carey from May 4, 2008