a series of cats photographed in any number of unfortunate or comedic happenings purely for our viewing pleasure with ill-spelt captions called LOLSpeak
by O HAI! February 22, 2009
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Why are you so weird???
Why would you listen to such kind of thing??
Do you not feel embarrassed??
What's your home address??
Your phone number???
Are you free on this Friday???
Do you want to hangout and listen to Loli in early 20s???
Why are you so weird???
Why would you listen to such kind of thing??
Do you not feel embarrassed??
What's your home address??
Your phone number???
Are you free on this Friday???
Do you want to hangout and listen to Loli in early 20s???
by Asstickler3000 October 3, 2022
Get the lolicore mug.Commonly used by homosapions raging from the ages of child hood to the teenager years in which kids become more disabidient. It is an eruption of laughter not caused by the tectonic plates.
Steve: There was a lolcano in science today.
Simon: lolcano
Steve: Over some fat kid getting stuck in his model volcano.
Simon: lolcano
Steve: Over some fat kid getting stuck in his model volcano.
by sitush January 8, 2009
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So you want to speak lolcat? It isn't very easy and you may end up with some kitty scratches in the end. The purpose of this page is to offer help on proper lolcat syntax and grammar. Don't worry if you don't get it at first. It takes some practice but in the end you'll end up with proper lolcat that is both cute and funny.
This isn't fully written though. I shall be doing that soon. For now, if you really want a crash course go to icanhascheezburger and read the comments there. These are the experts. Yes, really.
Here we go!
General Spelling Rule: Homonymous Misspellings
While some of the rules about spelling pertain to common typing errors, baby-talk, kindergarten misspellings and community-specific mannerisms found on online message boards, the important skill is to learn when using lolspeak is how to borrow the spelling of certain parts of one word to misspell another word that shares certain phonetic sounds (or that just rhymes).
You can mix them around like this:
ghost -> goast or ghoast (borrowing from "toast" or "coast")
feet -> feat (borrowing from "meat" or "heat")
moan -> mown (borrowing from "own" or "mow")
crowd -> croud (borrowing from "cloud" or "found")
nothing -> nuthing (borrowing from the typical sound of the letter "u" as in "umbrella" or "hut")
So you want to speak lolcat? It isn't very easy and you may end up with some kitty scratches in the end. The purpose of this page is to offer help on proper lolcat syntax and grammar. Don't worry if you don't get it at first. It takes some practice but in the end you'll end up with proper lolcat that is both cute and funny.
This isn't fully written though. I shall be doing that soon. For now, if you really want a crash course go to icanhascheezburger and read the comments there. These are the experts. Yes, really.
Here we go!
General Spelling Rule: Homonymous Misspellings
While some of the rules about spelling pertain to common typing errors, baby-talk, kindergarten misspellings and community-specific mannerisms found on online message boards, the important skill is to learn when using lolspeak is how to borrow the spelling of certain parts of one word to misspell another word that shares certain phonetic sounds (or that just rhymes).
You can mix them around like this:
ghost -> goast or ghoast (borrowing from "toast" or "coast")
feet -> feat (borrowing from "meat" or "heat")
moan -> mown (borrowing from "own" or "mow")
crowd -> croud (borrowing from "cloud" or "found")
nothing -> nuthing (borrowing from the typical sound of the letter "u" as in "umbrella" or "hut")
LolCat XD--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Test 1: an teh ppl wen 2 teh pien tre and seds "o hai. we luvs ar pien tre!!!1!" srsly.
The people went to the pine tree and said, "Oh hi. We love our pine tree!" Seriously.
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Test 2: Oh Hai. Iz likes pai
Hello, I like pie.
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Test 3: ai can has peec uv pai?
Can I please have a piece of pie?
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Test 4: i can haz cheezburger ?
Can I have a cheese burger ?
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How well did you do? Good luck reading!
Test 1: an teh ppl wen 2 teh pien tre and seds "o hai. we luvs ar pien tre!!!1!" srsly.
The people went to the pine tree and said, "Oh hi. We love our pine tree!" Seriously.
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Test 2: Oh Hai. Iz likes pai
Hello, I like pie.
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Test 3: ai can has peec uv pai?
Can I please have a piece of pie?
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Test 4: i can haz cheezburger ?
Can I have a cheese burger ?
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How well did you do? Good luck reading!
by BoredDude2 April 26, 2010
Get the LolCat mug.A synonym of "LOL" (laugh-out-loud) that funny to the extent that the Holocaust was terrible.
So, in effect, terribly funny. You can't stop laughing, it hurts.
So, in effect, terribly funny. You can't stop laughing, it hurts.
by asteroid smashington April 19, 2009
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by T Maher December 25, 2007
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