Legal Weasel: A shady, dishonest, sneaky, ambulance chasing lawyer who knows his client is guilty but still tries to gaslight the judge and jury with frivolous motions and arguments; the exact opposite of a legal beagle, an attorney who is bright-eyed, honest, conscientious, and bushy tailed.
Although it was obvious, even to those who were fully informed of the fact that his client was guilty as hell, his attorney was such a skilled legal weasel that his bad faith arguments succeeded in getting his client off.
by Rocking Robin June 17, 2023
Get the legal weaselmug. its legal but not really
by Alejandro587 August 23, 2012
Get the Technically Legalmug. I’m talking legal action because Jason tried to kill me so I’m taking legal action and want a lawsuit.
by Lostwolf100 October 1, 2020
Get the legal actionmug. Knowing that playing music after 11:00 P.M. would be make him illegally happy, the teenage boy raised the volume of the music he was listening to and was legally happy knowing that from 7:00 A.M. to 11:00 P.M. the police, enforcing the laws, allowed anyone to play music below 8 decibels.
by but for October 20, 2017
Get the Legally Happymug. An attorney - male or female - who will do absolutely anything for money, regardless of the moral, ethical, or legal implications.
Hartford attorney Marcia Mockley is a true legal whore; she represented a client and also provided sexual services to that client in exchange for money.
by legal beagle snoop October 4, 2011
Get the Legal Whoremug. Joe: "Hey John, I totally want to bang your sister"
John: "FUCK OFF JOE SHE'S ONLY 17"
Joe: "Legal-enough."
John: "FUCK OFF JOE SHE'S ONLY 17"
Joe: "Legal-enough."
by samtoast January 8, 2016
Get the Legal-enoughmug. 
Get the legally stupidmug.