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Lech Mi Po

A Hebrew meanning for "get out!".
Can be used for 2 meannings:
1. literallty to tell someone to go away.
2. a disbelief statment.
1. a: Hey you wanna play some chess?
b:Lech mi po ya kof (go away you monkey)
2. a: OMGG! ive just fucked your mother in her asshole!!!
b: lech mi po ya mitrommem!! (fuck off ya faggot)
by OK94 March 17, 2009
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lecture lodestone

NOUN
The one person who, unbeknownst to them, keeps you from failing a subject at university simply by being so beautiful (among myriad 'meh' looking peers) that you happily zombie your way to the lecture just to sit behind them and stare at the back of their perfect head for an hour. lodestone

During that one, magical hour you:

a) Get heart palpitations glimpsing a perfectly sculpted ear...or if super duper lucky,sliver of sideface- ohhHHHhhh yeeeEEEAAAAaahhh!

b)Try to stop breathing so heavily/swallowing so often etc.

c) Absorb bits of lecture during mental intermissions between daydreaming about what their name might be, what their voice might sound like, what you would talk about, whether they'd notice if you touched their hair, if your babies would inherit their hair, what shampoo they use etc.; thus enabling a pass mark- BONUS!

After shadowing a complete stranger all semester, your borderline-obsessive and stalkerliciously-sprung self knows that any possible post-fantasy encounter would go down like this:

Hottie, smiling politely :) after unintentional physical contact:
"oops, sorry"

You, grinning INTENSELY :D ,shitting rainbows red-facedly:
"GOOD THANKS!"
"Hey aren't you half an hour early for this lecture? And don't you usually go to the morning lecture so that you don't have to endure an awkward 5 hour break?"

"I missed the early lecture last week and totes fell in lust with this gorgeous lecture lodestone!"

"OMG! You are totally lecture lusting!"
by RoboBear September 20, 2011
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lecturecuted

"I'm being lecturecuted," said Josh as he sat through a three hour lecture class on fifteenth century French literature.

The teacher gave the test lecturecution style, meaning he gave the test over his lectures and not the book we paid 200$ for!
by Judy Funnie September 21, 2013
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lechhibi

Lechhibi is a very sweet name and you can also call her LYCHEE she's a total anime lover and there's not even a second that would pass without her thinking about it. She treats everyone as her own. Very inviting and strong. YOU CAN NEVER MEET A FRIEND BETTER THAN LYCHEE!
Lychee is cute! You are the best Lychee! Lechhibi is our Lychee - SHERRY!!!!
by SHERRY AA November 25, 2017
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lecori

prettiest girl in the world , sometimes has an attitude,& gets annoyed really fast . Thick girl , long happy hair .
Hey lecori
by Lecori June 15, 2018
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Lecinda

The act when your friend is online but doesn't respond to your message until 5 hours later. And you know that they were online
Person 1: So do you think sir is showing up for chemistry class tomorrow
Person 2: *online, yet no responds for hours*
Person 1: HEY!!!!

Person 1: Dont go all Lecinda on me.
by Kira1998 July 12, 2018
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Leckied

When someone on social media doesn’t like what you have to say and you find yourself rapidly blocked.
Dude, you totally jumped in on that horse racing debate and now you have found yourself Leckied!
by TheJediGolfer October 29, 2018
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