getting laid by

A nonsexual technique of spending a night on a bed next to a girl without engaging in any physical contact.

"It was really weird finally having sex with Jane after months of getting laid by."

by Lobstereye February 26, 2013

spanish landslide

When you jizz in your girl's hair before throwing her down a flight of stairs, with a pre-organised acquaintance waving a red cape at the bottom of said flight of stairs, calling appropriate Matadorial phrases.

Guy 1: Dude I'd just had the best fajita ive ever eaten, so I celebrated by giving my bird a spanish landslide.

Guy 2: Who was your matador?!

Guy 1: Your dad.

by The Mayor Of Flair November 13, 2007

ladsbian

a lesbian that acts like a lad on tour

Did you see that girl with her k cider motorboating that other chick. what a fucking ladsbian. lads lads lads!

by lampechen December 13, 2014

laissez faire pimping

n. Describes a person that is able to get many girls without actively pursuing. The pimp is able to let the ladies come to him by being desirable at their first meeting.

Mat, practicing laissez faire pimping, scored many girls with little effort.

by John V January 21, 2006

Ladsie

Evolving from the small Original Ladsies, the Ladsies 2.0 was created in Dublin in August 2011 so the newly formed group of friends could stay in touch during the college years. The group, stronger than ever, now consists of over 20 people and now also includes spin off groups such as "The Lads" and "Motsies 1.0". Long live the Ladsies

Some shite person who isn't a Ladsie: "What are you doing tonight?

A Ladsies: "Having the best time with the Ladsies obviously xxxxx"

by kayto August 31, 2012

e-laid

What most people consider getting laid over the computer. It requires 2 people to touch THEMSELVES on their OWN cams infront of each other....sounds like a circle jerk to me.

*Hey man, I just got e-laid on stickam last night, it was amazing!*

by ShaggyPS February 15, 2010

chick fil laid

A term used to describe a situation in which one engages in sexual activities with a woman inside of a chick fil.

Can also be used to refer to a sexual activity performer with a woman picked up from chick fil la.

Jimothy: Yo dude, did you get a chicken sandwich last night?
SkinHead Joe: Nah brah, I got chick fil laid. We fucked in the stall and gave me a blumpkin.

by Jimothytits January 26, 2016