Drown some kittens

To open one's bowels. Take a dump. Have a shit.

Pass the newspaper, love, I'm away to drown some kittens.

by lardeboy July 8, 2006

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saving kittens

Saving kittens, also known as sex. A code phrase to refer to sex when in public, or around parents.

Did you end up saving kittens this weekend?

No, I didn't get any sex at all!

by fadeproofmonkey January 15, 2009

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Death to all kittens

A word used to express how upset one is, or to offend someone. Also known as DTAK (pronounced D-tac. Offen used by emo teens.

I hate life! Death to all kittens!

by Emory February 12, 2006

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(n): extraneous or non-essential design elements added to a website, generally at the behest of a non-professional designer. Useless or tacky web design. A neologism taken from the arcane HTML markup code that caused text to flash and the ubiquity of kitten pictures on the internet.

"Man, I thought this site was done, but then the boss came in and demanded we change the font to pink. It now screams blinking kittens."

This page's purple background and weird icons just scream blinking kittens.

by Onisimos September 14, 2011

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Break kittens’ spines?

A term used to clarify that one is joking, at the end of a sentence. The sentences are usually very extreme. This phrase shows that there are no cruel intentions and that the person really means affection and love. Overly popular in scotland.

Funny joke. Break kittens’ spines often?

What do you do in your spare time, break kittens’ spines?

by Fromkaren April 11, 2019

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