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kinky torpedo

1. an electric rod that converts salt to chlorine, then back to salt in a hot tub.

2. a device used for sexual pleasure either anally or vaginally, usually in a wet setting, such as pool, pond, shower, sewage pipes, etc. it omits electrical light and currents and sensual chemicals that leave a lasting impression on your genitals. :)

3. in relativity to definition 2, anything one shoves up another's ass, or any sort of dildo. "kinky torpedo" just sounds better.
1. daughter: hey, mom, you better check the spa, our kinky torpedo's on the fritz again.

2. girl#1: so i was with kyle and we were taking a bath together, and suddenly he puts his hand over my eyes and is all, "baby, i got us a gift." then, i feel this buzzing sensation near my kooch, and i open my eyes to the most amazing tingly feeling and see that hes using a kinky torpedo on me!

girl#2: OMG was it weird?!

girl#1: it was AWESOME!!! girl#2, you've GOT to try it.

3. gay man: ooo i love them kinky torpedo's. ;)
by sugarlesshigh January 2, 2011
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Kinky-Afro

Thick, curly hair, which when taken out of braids resembles the afro, which is common in people of african descent.
I was watching Lauryn Hill perform and I couldn't take my eyes off of her kinky-afro, it's beautiful.
by Nina June January 21, 2011
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kinzleigh

A girl who is intelligent and beautiful on the inside and out no matter what people say. She is confident in herself and will be tough when she needs to even though she is so sensitive on the inside. Kinzleigh loves her friends and family and is obsessed with unicorns and snapchat. I've never heard her talk about anyone behind there backs and if someone talks mean about her behind her back, no doubt they are jealous and wish they could be like her. She is unique and caring and sweet and funny even when she doesn't mean to be. Kinzleigh is a brilliant person to be friends with and meet. If you never meet her, there will always be an empty space in your heart.
Kinzleigh was laughing hi staticky and couldn't stop, making everyone around her do the same.
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Kinza

Is An Arabic Word MeaningHidden Treasure”. That Which Is Very Valuable, Unique, And One Of A Kind.
They Found Kinza On An Island Far away.
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Kizzy

This word comes from the African meaning "stay put".
Keep it Kizzy.
by Gav January 28, 2004
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Kinzer

... a uncommonly attractive lion of a man. Often found booty grabbing, taming wild animals, and eating grilled cheese. Best enjoyed as boyfriend, but its fun to pretend you just met him.
I was walking through the grocery store Tuesday, when I was blindsided by a Kinzer. It caught me off-gaurd, needless to say we bought chocolate syrup and whipped cream.
by Dolores Smith October 20, 2007
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Kinzi

Kinzi is the most sweet, bubbly ball of joy anyone could ever come in contact with. She has the prettiest blue eyes, almost as if one was staring at a beautiful ocean. Her hair is wavy and is almost always a mess, but that is how Kinzi is. She's messy in her own gorgeous ways. She has a personality like no other. Her charming presence attracts males so easily. If you ever have a Kinzi in your life, never let her go. She's very rare and can please any mans sexual desires. Her body is hot like a summer day, and her butt is unexplainable. Cherish every Kinzi you see.
Did you just see a Kinzi? That's like finding a needle in a haystack....
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