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Can Kicking Syndrome

A common disorder of chronic avoidance of difficulties accompanied by a flair for procrastination.
Our entire workplace administration seems to share what appears to be a characterological form of chronic Can Kicking Syndrome and so we all wind up lost, trying to solve our own commonly shared dilemmas by ourselves, in isolation.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2019
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ass kicking machine

1. (noun) Term for an imaginary device that delivers punishment to one who has presented a sub-standard idea or has committed a critical error. Literally, such discipline may be presented in the form of a harsh lecture.

2. (noun) A mechanical device outfitted with several army boots on a rotating wheel used for automated physical punishment. The receiver is strapped into a stationary position to recieve repeated mechanical kicks to the buttocks until they have realized the error of their ways. Sometimes used for pleasure in sexual situations.

3. (adjective) Slang term used for an athlete or a sports team known for winning by a large margin in competition.

4. (adjective) Slang term used to describe a person of unusually great strength and physical prowess.
1. The Principal was determined to strap at least one of them into the ass kicking machine as he knew they were responsible for filling his gas tank with sand.

2. The ass kicking machine stalled on the 32nd stroke, so Wanda's loose caboose had less bruises than last week.

3. Walter sat eating a sandwich and wondered why he betted against the ass kicking machine that the German Women's Bowling league was.

4. Dude, I'm out. The bouncer is an ass kicking machine and he knows you fucked his girlfriend last year.
by Mickey Nation January 11, 2007
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A one legged man in an arse kicking contest.

To describe a useless object or person.
About as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...
by hteb78 November 27, 2012
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Possum Kicking

The act of grabbing a twelve pack of beer and hitting the back roads and driving until you find a Possom. Once one is found, you shine a bright light on the animal and then kick it. This sport is popular in the agricultural parts of society.
My feet hurt because I went Possum kicking with no shoes on!
by Hcaz Sakraf November 29, 2006
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alive and kicking

To be ok. To be on activity. Often used to emphasize the good health of a person, or the recovery after an accident or a trouble situation. Also used for a conversation with a long old friend.

And its an answer for greetings.
where had you been? i handt seen you in a long time

dont worry im still alive and kicking

I heard you had an accident.

-Yeah i did but im still alive and kicking
by zorrax June 14, 2009
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puppy kicking

Picking on or challenging someone who is obviously weaker and will be no contest in a duel.
Guy 1: Did you see the Corvettes calling out the Hondas at the track?

Guy 2: Yes, I don't know why they decided to go puppy kicking.
by Priapuss February 22, 2017
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ass-kicking shoes

The shoes you wear when you go ass kicking. Shoes reserved specifically for instances in which you anticipate needing to metaphorically/actually kick some ass
1. Thug: hand over yo' shit
You: sucks to be you, I always wear my ass-kicking shoes (proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of said thug.)

2. Derp1: Dude, how did you ace that test?

Derp 2: I wore my ass-kicking shoes
by batgod November 5, 2013
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