keatoning

creeping on facebook or any other social networking site to excess

person: "Man, did you see that girls picture on facebook?"
person 2: "Dude, you gotta stop keatoning so much."

by omomomoh July 6, 2011

keystone light

the worst fucken beer on the planet composed of cat urine and elephant shit

if u bring keystone light to my party im shoving it in ur moms twat.

by absdude August 4, 2008

Kenton Duty

A hot, very attractive boy who plays Günther Hessenheffer on Shake It Up. Also Young Jacob in Lost. He's 5''8 and born May 12, 1995 at 2:22 am on a Friday. He plays guitar and has two younger sisters, Jessica and Rebecca. His twitter is kentonjduty. He's also very yummy when he wears a fedora. His catchphrase is "Hello Bay-Bee!!"

Girl 1: Why is Bruno Mars wearing a fedora your phone backround?
Girl 2: *facepalm* It's not Bruno Mars! It's Kenton Duty!

by fuckthewhat August 23, 2011

keystone friend

The person in a large gathering of strangers and acquaintances that knows everyone and brought them together.

I went out to a bar with my friend John and a bunch of other people I didn't know. It was some people from John's work, a few of John's college roommates and one of his friends from home. We all didn't know each other, but John was the keystone friend.

by Paul Furfari March 12, 2007

Keystone Lighting

Similar to how every cloud has a silver lining, every picture of drunks has a can of Keystone light in it.

Tammy: My picture doesn't have Keystone Lighting in it because it's just of my face.

Mark: Yeah but you can see a reflection of a can in your pupils, and your face says it all.

by Webster42 February 20, 2009

Keaton

Keaton is a short guy but usually grows in the summer time🙃he have all the hoes but he don’t like hoes he just won’t a girlfriend❤️He also can play basketball very well

“I wanna be on Keaton’s team’’

by Harold the dictionary guy March 11, 2018

keyonn

Keyon is a very handsome black male , who is perfect inside. Some people hate him, most people love him. He is a very funny and down to earth guy, Although he is shy around certain girls, once he gets to know you. he will take you on the funnest trip of your life ever. He may piss you off sometimes and he may say some stuff that comes out wrong but in the end, you know hes truly sorry and really hopes you forgive him. He has anger issues, so don't piss him off or he will constantly yell,swear or even hit. But he is a very down to earth guy. He is also funny but can be annoying at times has big feet but even bigger dick.

Girl1:keyonn has a big dick
Girl2:he's annoying

by Beautifulgirl#1 September 24, 2018