Keyboard Turrets

The act of responding to a blank page on Microsoft Word, the home page of a search engine, etc., by quickly and inexplicitly entering something profain. Usually brought upon by boredom, procrastination.

"Why did you just Google '"ass'"
"Oh, just a moment of Keyboard Turrets"

by potatopancake October 4, 2009

keyboard diarrhea

90% of the content of Urban Dictionary

There are some really neat and astute definitions in Urban Dictionary, but the rest of it is keyboard diarrhea!

by Yuill November 16, 2011

Keyboard Rape

To assertively and quickly press a number of random keys on someone else's phone or computer, while they are currently using it.

Jessica was ignoring everyone in the room, while using her phone, so I reached over and keyboard raped her.

by PUNK ASS EVENTS November 30, 2011

keyboard killa

One who acts tough, or go for bad via text.

All she does is talk smack or bully people thru text, and when confronted in person she can't repeat it... She's a Keyboard Killa.

by G- Baby June 13, 2018

Keyboard Visitor

Noun (plural keyboard visitors)
(informal, derogatory) A person who state that they’d come to or visit a place in an online text-based discussion media, but at the same time does not bother to visit said place in real life, potentially due to being a good liar or downright laziness. downright abil

Don’t be a keyboard visitor, why don’t you actually drop by and have a meal

by De Vos Cafe October 12, 2018

Keyboard cat

keyboard cat came from a video uploaded in 2007. this became very popular. all though keyboard cat has died the owner has another cat thats apparently keyboard cat 2

death: come with me keyboard cat
keyboard cat: was i a good cat?
death: no, im heard you were the best

by Know Your Memes October 1, 2019

rusty keyboard

to "rusty keyboard".. first you have to lure the person into a false sense of security.. then, gently glide your fingers into their anal cavity, flail your fingers wildly like you are playing mozarts symphony

we had band practice last night.. i played mandy a nice symphony on her "rusty Keyboard"

by the next mozart February 4, 2014