Ohhh Kristian. You are so loved, and you definitely love back. But only one girl, who you are committed to... she loves you too though. You have a smile that lights up the room, the brightest eyes, and the sweetest personality. You are loved by all. But you only accept one. Thank you for everything baby. I love you
by Unicornsfly420 February 13, 2018

Common name for SHORT people that either do drugs or shoot kittens for fun. Beware because they will go after your sister, if you have one and if you don't, they will make you one with their smol pp. Anyway a really fun guy that will call his BIG friends to fuck you up if you call him names.
by PetroFun November 25, 2021

Person: Can you help me with my sociology homework?
Kristian: No, but if you need any math help then suck my nuts.
Kristian: No, but if you need any math help then suck my nuts.
by thelionking____ February 10, 2021

by LECxKingJay October 06, 2020
