Dirty Justus

When you finish having sex and kick the females dog/cat across the room

We just finished sex and Troy did a dirty Justus. Now I need to take my cat to the vet.

by Dick daddy September 9, 2021

Jusuf

stupidest person alive

you're a jusuf

by p7011 August 5, 2020

nurse-jitsu

When a nurse uses the patient's force against his/herself in order to perform routine medical procedures.

Wow, that woman just nurse-jitsued that man in the ER!

by XuXa Aeon July 27, 2008

Justus

People named "Justus" are incredibly stupid yet can be very attractive.

I'm in love with Justus

by Ivory Muncher 123 May 20, 2022

Jiu-Jitsu

A form of martial arts, one of several that a guy I know says he can do but I highly doubt it."

"I'll whoop your azz with my tai-kwan-do and jiu-jitsu! And karate! And Pro-Am boxing!"

by Durk Our DURR!!! August 24, 2004

Jew-jitsu

The Israeli art of self defense, created for special forces, and used by swat teams and petite woman the world over. also known as Krav-Maga. beats the shit out of BJJ, once you go out of the dojo.

I tried to mug that nerdy girl, she took my gun with her jew-jitsu techniques.

by biggest fw800 May 28, 2010

Gin Jitsu

The art of bashing the 'gin' by best means possible. Bashing the gin has many meanings, but we say, in all things gin!!!

"Hey man, i've been to Gin Jitsu classes for 3 months, i've developed a healthy beer gut and i'm now skillful in "the 4 by 2 with nails" the "star dropper yielding 1 & 2" and i've learnt how to disarm three gins with broken flagons.
"No shit trev, where do i sign up?"

by Mark Cavanough October 26, 2007