Jordan

Jordan a tall ugly skinny faggot who thinks he’s the shit,

Jordan: I’m so fucking ugly right now

by The man with every dick pic November 12, 2019

Jordan

An actual sick lad and does the mad skids. A very tall boi at 5”9 so don’t fuck with him. Gets this bread and noscopes all the n00bs that can’t 420 blaze it.

Dude 1:

Jordan: What up my dank bros let’s get this bread 🤠

by Natalie20 March 7, 2019

Jordan

She's a bitch

She is a good friend but very annoying, she's a Jordan.

by vjojr25 February 2, 2020

Jordan

Jordan is a ballless guy with no penis. We call him Jordana Banana. He is non-binary. Who everyone hates.

Jordan struggles to have sex.

by The Guy's Balls March 3, 2022

Jordan

Jordan is a really confuzzling guy who can't make up his mind when it comes to feelings. He leads you on just to leave you on read while he chases an ex girlfriend. He's hot, tall, has brown hair, and has beautiful hazel eyes. But don't let him fool you, he will ignore you completely after talking to you for two days.

1. Don't be a Jordan and text your girl
2. That guy is a Jordan, he leads you on then ditches you
3. Jordan is always playing with your feelings

by Jordans_biggest_regret June 24, 2018

jordan

a white egirl, curly hair, has a dog named suzi, likes to bite her lip and say "sheeeshhhhh", smol hand long fingers, sits on discord 24/7, valorant addict, shawty, got, the, yes. hi

"I come everyday thinking about the boys, the girls...the girls don’t give me a boner what? No homo tho" - jordan

by maximussy April 28, 2021

Jordan

An antisocial, really smart, skinny, fluffy-haired boy. He has dark, brown hair and brown eyes. He is very weak. He is also brutally honest. He is a huge nerd and is in the school band. He is very strange and doesn't have many friends. He has anxiety. He is always seen wearing a hoodie.

That guy has no friends. he must be a Jordan.

by Old_Man_Joseph January 13, 2020