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Jordan

An antisocial, really smart, skinny, fluffy-haired boy. He has dark, brown hair and brown eyes. He is very weak. He is also brutally honest. He is a huge nerd and is in the school band. He is very strange and doesn't have many friends. He has anxiety. He is always seen wearing a hoodie.
That guy has no friends. he must be a Jordan.
by Old_Man_Joseph January 13, 2020
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She's a bitch
She is a good friend but very annoying, she's a Jordan.
by vjojr25 February 2, 2020
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LAZIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD.WHEN YOU TALK TO HIM HE GIVES NO RESPONSE.TALKING TO HIM IS LIKE TALKING TO A BRICK WALL.
"JORDAN IS SO STUPID"
by SFJCEAVS CKYASKCEGWUJ December 9, 2018
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a absolutely striking human being (in this case: female)

has always been beautiful but glo-uped throughout her teen years. has hella thick and long hair, seductive dark eyes, drop dead gorgeous smile, is slimthick in the body, knows how to dress, everyone knows her and loves her some people even envy her because of how well-known she is. is destined to be famous, most likely a model or an actress. she can also sing and could probably be a singer.

jordan is hella fucking smart and a highkey badass. don't try and play her because she's petty asf and will get you back with something big. jordan is also really trustworthy, tell her a secret and she will take it to her grave cause she ain't no snitch and she's not about that drama. jordan attracts all types of guys and can pull your nigga easily, most guys are scared to come up to her because of how beautiful she is but when guys do ask her out she is the hard to get kinda type so they gotta work for her. jordan also cares very deep for her friends and will do anything for them.

overall jordan is literal perfection
guy: damn who's the bombshell mami

other guy: oh god, that's jordan
by youregoals July 19, 2017
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A fucking Alpha male! Do not fuck with this person! He is just a fucking tank! His cock is huge!
"Jordan is so fucking amazing holy shit "
by AgentOnion March 2, 2019
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An actual sick lad and does the mad skids. A very tall boi at 5”9 so don’t fuck with him. Gets this bread and noscopes all the n00bs that can’t 420 blaze it.
Dude 1:

Jordan: What up my dank bros let’s get this bread 🤠
by Natalie20 March 7, 2019
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GIRL:
A fucking ho. She’s super hot and has had tits since fourth grade. She shakes her giant ass when she walks and every guy has a thing for her...even her relatives. She’s beautiful and rich and has a posse of D-cup friends who claim she’s really sweet. Deep down she’s a bitch.
Guy 1: “Dude look it’s Jordan! I’m getting a boner already!”
Guy 2: “Isn’t she your cousin?”
by SO HO December 26, 2018
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