Jobbie Jabber

Somone who likes to pack fudge.

John Paul McCue is a jobby jabber as he takes it up the anus.

by humanfudgepackingmachine April 10, 2004

jobberknowl

a stupid person, a blockhead

"OMG IS THAT A BEE?!"
"No that's a wasp, you jobberknowl."

by ESTARLIME August 20, 2009

Jebbe

A Jebbe is an old Cumquat. Usually related to the act of jumping into trees.

I'm an old fruit Japan named Jebbe.

by Void August 1, 2003

Jobbyslipper

To coolly dispatch a carefully wrapped jobby and place it in an unsuspecting victims pocket.

Jason slowly brought out the roll of cling film and placed it over the toilet pan. His jobbyslipper was created. After he finished offloading he beautifully wrapped it into a small robust package and placed it in his bosses coat pocket.

by AldoHarris October 27, 2007

blow jibberish

The act of talking while giving a blow job, producing muffled speech.

Stop talking blow jibberish while going down on me, ask me what I want for dinner when I'm done!

by Aulapay2 December 17, 2014

jobby jabber

The word "Jobby" coming from the Scottish for shit/poo, a "Jobby Jabber" concerns the act of sneaking up behind a friend/foe while pressing both hands together into a "praying" position, then forcibly ramming pointed fingers up the (fully clothed) arse of said friend/foe, shouting "JOBBY JABBER!". Remember to run away to avoid violent repurcussions; laughing is optional.

"AAAAAAGH! NOBODY JOBBY JABS ME AND GETS AWAY WITH IT!"

by Unwept, the Lone Magpie September 19, 2005

jobbie

A childs word for shite.

"mummy, i need a jobbie"

by Snakeheid October 16, 2003