A creative euphemism used to describe the elite business executive, investment banker or otherwise disgustingly rich person; a type of creature which might possibly spend additional revenue created by tax breaks on slave labor in India or China, but will most likely utilize the money to give other business executives absurdly large bonuses and buy yachts made out of solid gold. Studies have shown that for every $1,000,000 that “job creators” receive in tax breaks, approximately 75¢ is re-invested into the American economy, usually in the form of a larger than usual tip to a valet driver. Many lower and middle class Americans with weak intellects will tend to throw this term around (usually in all capital letters “don’t tax the JARB CREATORS, it’s CLASS WARFARE derp derp!”) because they have no concept of macroeconomics other than one-line catch-phrases that are fed to them via Fox news. Their blind support of socio-economic and political practices which have led to all-time low tax rates for "job creators", unprecedented deregulation, and the corruption of what was once a great political system are in fact the very cause of companies like ENRON, millions of mortgage foreclosures and the collapse of the American economy.
Middle-class American1: “It’s not fair to tax the job creators, it will hurt the economy”
Middle-class American2: “Actually, tax rates for “job creators” are at all-time lows and are largely to blame for the poor state of the economy. If you think that you will personally benefit by taking over their tax burden, you must be daft.”
Middle-class American1: “Stupid anti-american hippy protesters should get jobs. If they want more money they need to work hard for it, like job creators do.”
Middle-class American2: “Actually, the reason they’re angry is because it’s becoming harder and harder to gain wealth through hard work. In the past 10 years, wages for jobs involving hard work have been stagnant, while shuffling money and securities around has become incredibly profitable. Rather than working hard, a much more effective way to become wealthy these days is by defrauding people through bogus companies like ENRON, or by bundling sub-prime mortgages into credit derivatives and short-selling them on the NY stock exchange. In these ways, you can absorb the retirement savings of people who have worked hard for their whole lives without doing anything of value to society yourself. Meanwhile, millions of mis-informed Americans whose retirement savings you took will actually refer to you as a “job creator”. “
Middle-class American2: “Actually, tax rates for “job creators” are at all-time lows and are largely to blame for the poor state of the economy. If you think that you will personally benefit by taking over their tax burden, you must be daft.”
Middle-class American1: “Stupid anti-american hippy protesters should get jobs. If they want more money they need to work hard for it, like job creators do.”
Middle-class American2: “Actually, the reason they’re angry is because it’s becoming harder and harder to gain wealth through hard work. In the past 10 years, wages for jobs involving hard work have been stagnant, while shuffling money and securities around has become incredibly profitable. Rather than working hard, a much more effective way to become wealthy these days is by defrauding people through bogus companies like ENRON, or by bundling sub-prime mortgages into credit derivatives and short-selling them on the NY stock exchange. In these ways, you can absorb the retirement savings of people who have worked hard for their whole lives without doing anything of value to society yourself. Meanwhile, millions of mis-informed Americans whose retirement savings you took will actually refer to you as a “job creator”. “
by Ron.Paul.2012 October 11, 2011
Get the Job Creator mug.This is an occurrence similar to "man-scaping", but takes place before a long anticipated job interview for a job desperately needed. It is a level of preparedness that anticipates any and all scenarios including demeaning sexual acts.
Guy A: I can't wait for my second job interview at Red Lobster.
Guy B: Oh, you better clean up and wear your job interview pubes, cuz Nasty Nancy runs that shit and she likes her bartenders smooth....
Guy A: Oh.... Hey, can I crash at your place for a wh....
Guy B: Hell no! Shave that shit and tell her your single.
Guy B: Oh, you better clean up and wear your job interview pubes, cuz Nasty Nancy runs that shit and she likes her bartenders smooth....
Guy A: Oh.... Hey, can I crash at your place for a wh....
Guy B: Hell no! Shave that shit and tell her your single.
by Goblin Green June 8, 2017
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by OttSens4life July 28, 2005
Get the Job Pimp mug.When respondents over sixty reported they could quit their jobs if they would no longer need a job, just for the Health Care it provided, Republicans decided that the new health care plan could be considered a "Job Killer".
Never mind that there would be six million jobs to then fill.........admitting that the job loss would be with lobbyists, they refused to reconsider their "Job Killing" labels and drop their attacks on decent health care for deserving Americans.
If a tax reduction plan sponsored by Republicans is, by definition, a job creating bill, we must all be as naive as sheep awaiting slaughter.
Never mind that there would be six million jobs to then fill.........admitting that the job loss would be with lobbyists, they refused to reconsider their "Job Killing" labels and drop their attacks on decent health care for deserving Americans.
If a tax reduction plan sponsored by Republicans is, by definition, a job creating bill, we must all be as naive as sheep awaiting slaughter.
Reporter; "I hope those listening understand when the Republicans say “job killing” they simply mean that any bill sponsored by Democrats that turns out to be successful would kill jobs of lobbyists for the healthcare industry. So, if you care about America, if you care about creating jobs for healthcare lobbyists, support the job-killing bill which ends health care and thus places more people at the mercy of healthcare companies. Right?"
Rush L.; "Makes perfect sense to me...now shut up and let me go back to confusing my listeners. MORON!" 'click'
Reporter; "job killing Republicans"
Rush L.; "Makes perfect sense to me...now shut up and let me go back to confusing my listeners. MORON!" 'click'
Reporter; "job killing Republicans"
by the Toad March 16, 2011
Get the job killing Republicans mug.A person that cannot, or chooses not to keep any job for a long time.
They are the type that is either too lazy to work properly, so always get the sack, or the type that expects a utopia in a job, with perfect, polite people, easy work and a nice boss.
They look in papers and on websites every weekend for jobs and don't get a degree in anything because they don't know what they want to do or they will give it up when they find the work is too hard.
They often have long resumes and not very many refrences. Being a job hopper gets harder as you go through more jobs and your resume gets longer.
They are the type that is either too lazy to work properly, so always get the sack, or the type that expects a utopia in a job, with perfect, polite people, easy work and a nice boss.
They look in papers and on websites every weekend for jobs and don't get a degree in anything because they don't know what they want to do or they will give it up when they find the work is too hard.
They often have long resumes and not very many refrences. Being a job hopper gets harder as you go through more jobs and your resume gets longer.
John: My mum works at the cat food factory
Frank: Doesn't she work at the pool?
John: that was 2 weeks ago.
Frank: no, the soap shop?
John: she left 3 days ago.
John's mum is a job hopper
Frank: Doesn't she work at the pool?
John: that was 2 weeks ago.
Frank: no, the soap shop?
John: she left 3 days ago.
John's mum is a job hopper
by MelWasHere March 9, 2009
Get the Job Hopper mug.I Went To Pjcc And I Enjoyed Every Moment Of It..Yea It Was Tuff And Sometimes I Wanted To Quit.. But Its Because Of JobCorps That Im The Women I Am Today. Theres Always Gonna Be Drama Thats Just Like High School. But Here You Live Away From Home Free Food And Collage Classes..All Free If You Jus Wanna Get Away And Try Things On Your Own And Dont Mind Haveing To Follow Some Ruls. And Put Up Tith The BullShit Or Your Roomates..Everything Should 'be Fine.
by GraduateFromJC September 30, 2011
Get the Job Corps mug.Deriving from "Jaw Breaker" Something that prevents you from securing employment or stops you from getting a job.
by b. hanback March 8, 2008
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