Jizzed up Jesus

An insult directed towards long haired males who are acting rowdy, obnoxious and like to jizz every where. Similar to a long haired square except more spherical.

He catapults off of the couch with tremendous force projecting jizz onto the walls which take the shape of white clouds. While jizzing mid air, he is high above all of his peoples and henceforth becomes Jizzed up Jesus.

Blaise just jumped off the couch and jizzed everywhere, what a Jizzed up Jesus.

by dan_gleewang January 1, 2021

Jizzed Up

The event in which one has a gargantuan erection of the penis; a mega boner

"John was so jizzed up his penis was twice the size it had been before and solid as a rock!"

by randomthingamajigs June 25, 2022

Harry Jizzler

Most commonly used as a name for a Based boomer, or a boomer that has achieved enlightenment through the use of White Claw alcoholic seltzers

Also refers to a hairy penis

Me: I love Harry Jizzler

Also me: I love Harry Jizzler in my mouth

by Chan Jaoming September 28, 2020

jizzercise

the act of loosing weight via masturbation

I just lost 5lbs just with jizzercise !

by LeoDevil69 March 27, 2017

jizzruption

an act commited during the viewing an image so immensely captivating that the viewer literally secretes fluids in a forced and uncontrolable manner

1: i saw a ____ and jizzrupted

2: he was injured last night during a violent jizzruption, neighbors say it lasted for minutes

3: the word jizzruption is immature, which i pronounce it immatooer- haters

by individual2734 March 14, 2009

Jazzersex

(N.) The enjoyment of sexual pleasure while partaking in jazzercise. Often done solo or with a partner, this activity involves a sense of sexual rhythm while enjoying dancing to the smooth tones of elevator and freeform jazz.

Jeffy: "Hey Ryan, you wanna stretch eachother out on the Yoga mats?"
Ryan: "Nah, me and Kenny are going to share a half hour of intense jazzersex together"

by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015

jizzper

An undergarment similar to a diaper worn specifically to collect jizz.

There were so many sexy women at the party that I had to wear a jizzper to avoid making a mess in my pants.

by Ted Cheatham/Tom Cheatham May 12, 2015