Jayalaxmi

Jayalaxmi, also known as the jayalaxmi sisters cult is a group formed by 3 girls. The original story takes place with balloons. Bob was married to beautiful housewife yet he had a mistress, what we know as jayalaxmi. The name comes from household help of the 3 original cult members, all combined. Always praise the aluminium foil ball, currently rolling somewhere in my school bus.

me- "where's the jayalaxmi balloon"
person- "she evolved into a aluminium foil ball"

by blueberrychickenss April 7, 2021

Jaywalking

Jaywalking is a law, sometimes enforced on certain streets, that consists of an individual walking in between street intersections.

Person: Hm... I don't wana cross the street in front here.... and then cross it again to the right.

StreetLight-green/red.... cars around or not

Person: Why not just jaywalk in between...diagonally? instead of wasting time.... Is gna be safe. No worries.

Postsays: NO JAYWALKING IN BETWEEN STREETS. (normally yellow, with black shadow of person)

by OnliiJorge May 25, 2009

Jamal

A handsome, black,Mexican man who impresses the ladies and has a huge dick

"Wow look at Jamal he gets girls"

by Eddie Brooks July 26, 2016

jamal lewis

a crack-smoking athlete who should never be allowed to play again. see ravens

I fumbled for the 18th time... because I got high.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

Woah calm down Jamal

Woah calm down Jamal

i will kill you!

-other people "woah calm down jamal

by Mr_Cocaine November 4, 2020

Jamali

ja-ma-li juh-mah-lee, jah-mah-lee

-noun, verb

An alcoholic beverage which consists of at least a 1:1 ratio of liquor to mixer. Type of liquor and mixer is irrelevant.

Can be quantified in a similar fashion to computer software. Each 1.0 quantifier equals one shot of liquor. A "Jamali 6.0" would include 6 shots of liquor.

Can also be used as a verb. One can drink the described beverage and have "Jamalied."

Are you going to drink that Jamali?

How many times have you Jamalied?

by Ty Curtin November 12, 2008

Jamal

One sexy ass nigga that you would be lucky to get. He is caring, strong, tall, got a big Dick, sexy as can get, loyal, Pays good attention to his girl. If you are lucky enough to have a Jamal in your life and are loyal stick with that nigga he will have your back like if you were his brother of sister he takes care if his friends, family, and girl.

Keep Jamal in your life

by Sexy ass big Dick having September 25, 2019