janglies

1) A frozen espresso drink made with "high caffeine" content beans, 100% pure chocolate syrup, whole milk and chocolate ice cream. Invented by a group of coffee freaks @ 1994 in Santa Rosa, CA that had way to much time on their hands.

2) A euphoric state brought on by mass consumption of the non-alcoholic drink "janglies".

1) "Dude, why don't ya come over and we'll drink janglies and smoke cigarette's all day."

2)"Man I feel like I been up drinking janglies all night."

by DJ Schweitz July 7, 2010

jingledink

This is what happens when you decide to look up jingledink on urban dictionary after you watched Game Grumps.

Jingledink

by Winter_XYZ February 2, 2014

Jingle Bowels

Gastrointestinal woes following a night of holiday overindulgence

Someone spiked the eggnog and Justin spent copious porcelain time after waking up with a wicked case of the Jingle Bowels.

by JROA December 11, 2008

spear huckin jungle bunny

1-an everyday common word for an african american, or plain old black person.
2-a.k.a hoola hoopin chicken lickin jungle turkey

and here, as you can see, the spear huckin jungle bunny silently stalks its pray.

by thugnificent & jewmocracy June 18, 2010

key jangler

A key jangler or key jangling refers to anything that attempts to entertain the audience with the same (for example) jokes, one-liners, pranks, skits, (etc.) or anything similar which expects the audience to burst into laughter. Key jangling goes back to how a parent would jangle their keys in front of their baby to make them laugh or to distract them, which often works however, eventually becomes stale and unfunny over time as the baby would simply get tired and annoyed of the same material.

This term actually comes from one of Huggbees (A YouTube channel) videos titled: "The Forgotten Absurdist Comedy" from 0:20s onwards. He describes how:

"The current trend of comedy from sources such as YouTube, skits and TV shows coming from awkward dialogue, awkward characters and awkward pauses tends to just be one joke that they stretch for about 20 minutes to you."

and

"Modern internet memes are the comedy equivalent of this:" *proceeds to be a key jangler and jangles his keys in front of the camera while reeling YouTubes vast meme compilations behind him*

by illiterate illegitimate February 27, 2021

Jingle Belled

When you get kicked in the balls so hard that your balls knock together in your nut sack.

Some chick jingle belled me last week and my balls still hurt.

by Ace trick June 5, 2009

Jungle Patching

The act of defacing someone's lawn. (Typically by driving over it with a car)

You can still see the tire marks through Tom's yard from when we went jungle patching a few nights ago.

by Muffy Julian June 22, 2010