jigger jagger

to talk in a quickly manner;to talk so fast that no one can understand

"FBJDFHJDFHDSKFJSLFJKSDFKD"
'Yo man! Slow down! I can't understand what you're saying You're such a jigger jagger!"

by CreativeSTOPDWTLSR June 6, 2011

Jagger

a thorn or pricker from a plant or flower(rose). originated in Pittsburgh from the Pittsburghese language.

Em jaggers ripped my shirt, god dammit, i hate flowers and hippies and the Patriots.

by donnie iris November 5, 2003

jaggy jobby

When your feces is prickly during expulsion from your anal passage

"oh my shit that was a jaggy jobby. Ma arse is rid raw"

by lcjms December 30, 2007

Mick Jagger Syndrome

A mental disorder that makes someone think Mick Jagger, lead singer of the Rolling Stones is attractive. Symptoms include kicking everyone to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger. The most famous case is American pop star Ke$ha, who has been suffering from Mick Jagger Syndrome since birth.

Ke$ha- "And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger, but we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger."

Bob- "What? Mick Jagger isn't even attractive!"

Jane- "Hey shut up she has Mick Jagger Syndrome. You shouldn't make fun of people with disabilities!"

by bradwhatevaaa March 29, 2010

jaggin

Messing around with somebody. Not meeting ones standards, or not going by what they say; being a hippocrit

"My guys jaggin me"
"You're fuckin jaggin me Murph"
"Look at Murph jaggin"

by Six Three December 30, 2006

swagger jagger

Ugly Slapper With Bad Complexion That Wears Too Much Make-Up and Scks Off Farm Animals While Making a Horrendous Wailing Sound...

Cher Lloyd is a wailing swagger jagger slagga

by FatLadZ July 21, 2011

Jaggalope

A jaggalope is a type of person who is just down right suckish. Usually a person who is a complete jerk and has no feelings for others. Also could be a smartalicky person or no it all. Some synonyms for jaggalope are mean, cruel, selfish, and "hater". Antonyms are nice, kind, warm hearted, and benevolent.Another form is jaggaloping, which could be when someone who is not a jaggalope acts like a jaggalope. Also Jaggaloped who is the victim of a jaggaloper or jaggalope.

"your mean and cruel You JAGGALOPE!"
"What is your problem JAGGALOPE!"
"stop jaggaloping people!"

Jaggalope should be used as a daily term but could also be a very harmful insult

by Neil Bhasker March 23, 2008