taufeeq insult

Some dumbass insult that's so retarded, it's funny because of how nonsensical it is

Taufeeq: "you're like the guy that everyone wishes they showered but doesn't"
Chris: classic taufeeq insult

by splicedstorm May 6, 2023

puked on itself

when anything (especially electronics)suddenly goes to crap and freezes up shuts off or just does not work at all anymore.

Holy crap, first the computer got slow then it just puked on itself and froze up.

by R.R.T. February 19, 2009

alliteration insults

Like Assonance Insults but based on consonants instead of vowel sounds.

Bum bandit
Beef bayonet
etc

by Dr Pinch October 23, 2004

insultbot

That annoying shitbot made by CHz. Insult's the hell oughta yah. 'N stuff.

<InsultBot> Shut up Iggy_Koopa, you large fragment of putrescence.

by Fusion2004 December 16, 2004

insultment

A word a stupid blonde might use instead of insult because she’s uneducated which used to exist in the Old English language before it became obsolete by the word insult

*Author’s irl experience*
Stupid blonde: So shut up and stop being an insultment

Intelligent Author: You mean insult?
Stupid blonde: No, insultment

by Educatedperson June 16, 2018

name insult definitions

Creating a definition using a name or random word to insult someone. Insulting definitions are usually a name and consist of insulting words or comments about the person who's name is the definition. I don't like "insert name here" and these are the reasons why. The problem with name definitions is that there may be multiple definitions for the name and the person you are trying to insult will not be able to know which definition is yours, and even if you don't like said person it is doubtful other people will read your listing and say to themselves "Hey, if he doesn't like that guy I shouldn't either". Writing name definitions to insult someone is an ineffective method of letting someone know you don't like them.

I don't like people that make name insult definitions, if you don't like someone that I don't know why should I care. Insult the person with your friends or people that actually know who it is you are talking about.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016

Chess speaks for itself

The famous quote said by none other than legendary Hans Niemann himself who will go on to becoming the world's first Ultra Grandmaster in chess.

Interviewer: Hans, yesterday was a terrible day for you, and today, you start out with a masterpiece. How would you summarize it?

Hans Niemann: Chess speaks for itself. *walks away*

Interviewer: is it something special doing this against Magnus, Hans? *cricket noises*

by Sheriff Stealth September 15, 2022