tactical insertion

Wiggling yourself inbetween the couch cousion and the person lying down so you can push them off

His fat ass was lying down on the couch so used a tactical insertion to knock him off

by A guy who wants more words April 26, 2011

tactical insertion

Getting laid by using a specific methodology for picking up chicks.

I performed a tactical insertion on Lissete's mom at Sandy's.

by ChekYur6 February 9, 2010

Tactical Insertion

1. The act of a man slipping his penis into a women during an opportune moment or circumstance.

2. Relying on the advice of a buddy or source that a particular women will engage in intercourse after certain requirements suitable to the man are met. (being hispanic, knowing how to play guitar, bow staff skills)

3. The choosing of entering points on a womens body to best avoid contracting certain venereal diseases that the women may posses.

1. Greg: Yeah we unded up sleeping together.
Andrew: How'd you pull that?
Greg: She was crying about her father's death, she fell into my arms, then it was just tactical insertion.

2. John: I heard shes a whore, just needs a couple drinks.
Bill: Think I may be able to pull some tactical insertion?
John: Buy a few beers and your in.

3. I knew she had been with that junkie awhile back, so I used tactical insertion when I reamed her back door. Just to be safe you know?

by Mondongina February 24, 2011

cerebro-anal inversion

1) The state of having one's head up one's lower digestive passage;

2) Invincible arrogance.

All of the candidates for office appeared to suffer from cerebro-anal inversion

by Murdo Douglas October 15, 2011

inversion

When the penis, due to cold or extreme revulsion, retreats back into the body. An uber soft-on.

That Noelene bitch is so ugly she gave me an inversion. My dick's in hiding!

by CountFistula August 3, 2005

Tactical Insertion

When a female is having a massive orgasm, you insert the remote control into her asshole, then press volume down so she shuts the fuck up. This also works when she won't stop nagging.

Bitch shut the fuck up before I give you a Tactical Insertion!

by SpeaksJanusch July 22, 2010

onvertigo

a lifelong online journal of your life that doesn't hold back anything including the best and the worst times

Looking back, I am glad that I kept my onvertigo to show what a life I actually led, not just what I remember....

by TMA October 12, 2004