That's a visual catalyst to my tastebud irrigation

When you're having a conversation through text and someone makes a nice/positive comment, this is the equivalent to "music to my ears" when you're reading.

S: I promise I'll make you the most delicious bowl ;)
D: That's a visual catalyst to my tastebud irrigation

by D:)))) August 14, 2022

IMvitation

an invitation sent over AOL Instant Messenger, sometimes referred to as IM.

Did you hear about Brian's wedding?
Yeah, i talked to him online yesterday, he gave me an IMvitation.

by mark spanglar April 3, 2008

Invitation Party

A party hosted by HIV+ individuals with the intention of infecting other individuals with the virus. These parties are usually attended by individuals who feel as though contracting the virus is inevitable, so they might as well get it now.

"What are you doing Saturday night?"
"I'm going to an invitation party."
"What? Make sure to use a condom!"
"No man, I'm gonna get HIV anyways, might as well do it now."

by safesexinnola September 12, 2009

Irrational Jimmy

A state of mind where the person, place or thing causes complete imaginary chaos that becomes real for about 10 seconds.

Dude, I feel like an irrational Jimmy for a second there.

by urbanwordhunter April 17, 2010

irritain

A mash-up of irritate and entertain.

Man, Katie needs to stop irritaining. She's funny, but it's mostly annoying.

by square hole with a round peg March 21, 2011

IrriTAINTing

When your underwear constantly rides up and you have to pick it out. This indecent usually coincides with "swamp ass".

I was irritainting for the last hour of my hike yesterday. Every twenty minutes I had to pick my underwear out of my ass.

by jonnesovic May 13, 2011

Irritatium

A person who cannot stop being irritating.
One who lacks self control when it comes to irritating/annoying people.
One would be irritated by an Irritatium.

You are a fucking Irritatium.

by mishmash87 December 7, 2011