An intersection with seemingly unnecessary traffic lights.
Named after Hank Yarbo, character on Corner Gas who almost had traffic lights installed in Dog River after driving his pickup truck across traffic cables back & forth several times.
Named after Hank Yarbo, character on Corner Gas who almost had traffic lights installed in Dog River after driving his pickup truck across traffic cables back & forth several times.
by adirudi November 20, 2009
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That guy up there is turning left and the light just turned green, by the time he turns, it'll be red again. I hate telegraph intersections.
by Lord Butterknife May 19, 2017
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by Unknown01072004 July 12, 2017
Get the gay interception mug.When there's a four-way stop sign intersection a quarter mile ahead of you with no cars in it, that suddenly has cars converging from all sides at the same as you, making it impossible to discern who's supposed to go, and making a hazardous situation.
I had a bad case of Murphy's Intersection Law driving home. No one knew who was supposed to go, and we all crashed into each other.
by Tbonerstalloner August 30, 2017
Get the Murphy's Intersection Law mug.A social scientist/engineer who through either malicious intent or academic indoctrination influences society and the individuals in society to become as intersectional as possible. This is usually actively done by governments and corporations to sow discord and divisions amongst the population or passively by academics who have lost sight of reality through never experiencing life beyond a university.
The end result of their meddling is the production of "Wokenstein's Monster" - a lumbering patchwork of different identities that they try to pass off as a personality (usually to obtain oppression points, so as to win the oppression olympics). They emotionally lash out when the rest of society doesn't accept their shallow identity devoid of any actual personality traits that extend beyond gender, sexual orientation, race etc.
The end result of their meddling is the production of "Wokenstein's Monster" - a lumbering patchwork of different identities that they try to pass off as a personality (usually to obtain oppression points, so as to win the oppression olympics). They emotionally lash out when the rest of society doesn't accept their shallow identity devoid of any actual personality traits that extend beyond gender, sexual orientation, race etc.
Guy 1: "Did you take Professor Lee's social justice course?"
Guy 2: "No way, my friend Sarah took the course and came out claiming she was being oppressed because she's a omnisexual, pangender, Beluga whale roaming the seas searching for love."
Guy 1: "Ah, I see. That means Professor Lee is a total Intersectional Frankenstein."
Guy 2: "No way, my friend Sarah took the course and came out claiming she was being oppressed because she's a omnisexual, pangender, Beluga whale roaming the seas searching for love."
Guy 1: "Ah, I see. That means Professor Lee is a total Intersectional Frankenstein."
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The guys and I were having a five way intersection last night and finally John decided he'd finish first.
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