Hotenticity

Hotenticity concerns the truthfulness of origins, physical attributes, devotion to appearence, and above all hotness.

Having passed the hot-thentication test my photos hotenticity was confirmed.

by Extra Testicle March 19, 2015

Hotwet

A particularly nasty form of fart. It is invisible, like all farts, but of immensely higher density, temperature, and humidity than the surrounding air. Somewhat like a shart, only aerosolized. It is so named because of the hot, wet feeling it produces when originating and when it makes contact with other people.

Its density, combined with an otherworldly amount of molecular coherence, results in a persistent, dense cloud of palpable stench. This also lends it a strong degree of stickiness, where the hotwet can become attached to clothing, hair, and furniture, and lodged in noses and throats.

Some hotwet can achieve sufficient density to develop a gravity field strong enough to pull small objects off of desks and tables.

It is theorized that hotwet, successfully collected and cooled, would form a solid similar to a hydrogenated oil which could be useful as an industrial solvent.

Physicists are attempting to achieve this new form of fart matter through a process similar to that for creating Bose-Einstein Condensates.

I was sitting near my friend when he blew a cloud of hotwet directly in my face. It got lodged in my nose hairs and I kept smelling it for hours.

I was laughing when some hotwet floated into my face. Before I could stop, I swallowed a bunch of it and was sick for days.

by Aaron the Baron January 21, 2010

hornet

A rolled-up and folded piece of paper, cardboard or other such material to form a rough "V" shape. The wide end is pulled back on a rubber band and fired as a projectile. Should this hornet strike at bare skin (esp. areas with a lot of nerve endings like the palm of your hand or inner thighs) it'll hurt like a bitch! Sometimes, paper clips may be unfolded and inserted in/used as hornets. Often used in schools, libraries and other places of study by immature kids. Don't be surprised when they cry their asses off because you popped them good, though!

Joe: Owwwww!! Damn!

Christine: What?! What happened?

Joe: Some asshat shot me with a hornet!

Immature n00b: LmAO I'M So LeEt!! LAwL!!1!

Christine: Taste my period-fueled rage, bitch!

*Christine shoots a hornet right between his eyes*

Immature n00b: OOOoOoooWWWwwWwwW!!!!!!!

Joe: LMAO! Nice shot!

Christine: Thanks!

by MegadethFan345 December 15, 2010

hornet's nest

The sensation of intercourse (or any penetration into the vaginal orifice) when a woman has a yeast infection.

"After I had sex with a yeast infection, I told my boyfriend that I would never have a hornet's nest again."

by R_M_C September 23, 2005

hotset

A group of girls from New York City, who are friends. Derived from the name of New York hip-hop group, Dipset, otherwise known as The Diplomats.

"Hey, can you ask Celine, Grace, and Stephanie if they want to come to the party later?"
"Yeah- I'll talk to Hotset tomorrow at school"

by bk boys January 12, 2017

angry hornet

a fisting move done by first clenching both hands and intertwining your fingers. then, upon entering an orifice, you extend all fingers at once while keeping your hands together.

Ouch! Not the angry hornet again!

by angreen hornet November 14, 2011

hotset

new york city biddies reppin roosey

yeah you know hotset, boo, ma, and shorty and their honorary, mama mia

by bk boys October 13, 2006