Switch hitter

A lesbian or gay male who is the "guy" in one relationship and can be the "girl" in a different relationship.

I thought Gillian was the girl with Leslie, why is she buying strap on's?

She's the guy with Jen, she's a switch hitter.

by Evilrazor January 2, 2016

gypsy hitter

a pot smoker who waits for other members of the circle to become to high to notice this person has taken extra hits.

John has taken four hits on a two hit rotation that makes him a gypsy hitter.

by Taylor Hensen January 2, 2009

hitlerstache

A style of wearing one's pubic hair in which the genetals are completely shaven except for a small square patch of pubic hair directly above the genetals; Thus bearing a resemblance to how Adolf Hitler styled his mustache.

Boy #1: "Did you score last night?"
Boy #2: "Yes"
Boy #1: "Was she clean shaven?"
Boy #2: "No, she had a Hitlerstache"

by squeezle August 31, 2005

Hitlers Velvet Aglet

Hitlers Velvet Aglet

is when you take an aglet put it inside of your urethra and fuck the woman unrelentlessly and when you orgasm the aglet will shoot out due to pressure.

I gave my wife a hitlers velvet aglet and i shot her eye out.

by waht? November 27, 2013

Hattersley

council estate in manchester where all the wanna be roadmen hang out, listening to shit drill music, hanging outside maccies waiting to harass julie, sat in the car park on their bikes with “mandem” taking videos for the snap. it’s so funny that the ones that actually do it don’t think it applies to them because they’re not “roadmen” when in fact they are.

normal person: “shittt is that the year 8/9/10 roadmen in the tesco car park?”
normal person 2: “yeah fuck sake that tesco squad’s back at it again, we’ll go another way round, i hate hattersley bro”

by ihatepeople27 February 1, 2021

poor hitter

A person (usually a male) who has a freaking hard time finding a girl that's not out of her mind OR one who suffers from OCD of some manner.

"Dude, I am such a poor hitter. in the last three dates i've gone on, all the ladies have been freakin' crazy!"

"That sucks dude, for you anyways. I don't care."

by walruschild December 31, 2008

mad hatters day

A day of madness. Ever watch Alice in Wonderland? Well ayyyeeee that's what this day is. Yep, it's real. Google it. Grab a crazy ass hat 'cause this is gonna be mad.

Person1: What's with the hat??

Person2: MAD HATTERS DAY

Person1: The shit when did this exist

by RVPQueen July 22, 2016