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minimum wage hero

A person that works for a minimum wage job, or close to it, usually in Wal-Mart, Best Buy, McDonald's, Applebee's, Quiznos or a bank that takes their job too seriously and acts like they own the business. If the place was being robbed, they would fight the robber. They scrutinize every coupon coming in like they work for the FBI. They spend inordinate amounts of their own time and money taking care of the place, often coming in on their own time "to see how things are going." Many have the impression their efforts will eventually be rewarded with a better job with a living wage. That is true sometimes, but when it isn't, they have lots of trouble figuring that out. Most of their fellow employees hate them.

A great example of a minimum wage hero is Jennifer Aniston's co-worker, Brian, from Office Space, and his "flair."
Michelle is a minimum wage hero because she virtually works 24/7 at Best Buy, likes to hang out at work on her days off, and even though her boss doesn't pull his weight, she does everything for him for $8 an hour. She thinks she will become a district manager someday, but she's been there for 5 years and hasn't even been considered to run a store!
by Jay Samson August 9, 2009
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heroijuanacrackamethocaine

a drug consisting of Heroin, marijuana, crack/cocaine, and methamphetamine.
i want some heroijuanacrackamethocaine
by UrMomWent2College January 14, 2011
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hero hair

Hairstyle that appears to defy gravity. Often apparent in animated shows, but coined by The Vampire Diaries.
I should be upstairs grooming my hero hair.
by Kaileo June 16, 2014
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hero

noun.

A word that has recently been overused in the American English vocabulary. It has been automatically bestowed upon people in the law enforcement, armed forces, or fire/rescue services, as well as presidents. I.e. police officers, soldiers, and fire fighters and paramedics. A hero, however, does not require wearing a uniform or be involved in such professions listed above.

The basic definition of a hero is one who does not recognize such declarations bestowed upon them by others and accomplishes an act or acts which are deemed extraordinary and exceeds the call of duty. This act or acts usually involves the intention or consequence of saving another person(s) life or rescuing another from impending harm.
"Did you hear what Tony did? He jumped into a pool of alligators and rescued a little girl. He is such a hero! And to think I never noticed him in the accounting department!", fawns the blonde bombshell to her voluptuous and stacked brunette friend.
by ScJones December 2, 2011
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my hero academia

An amazing anime about a boy in a world where 80% of people have a "quirk" but Izuku Midoria is quirkless so he is a social outcast but he gets into the best hero school UA Highschool but his rival Katsuki Bakugo is wondering how he got in
Person 1: Have you seen My hero academia
Person2: Yeah it was amazing
by Youngwarrior July 12, 2017
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hero candy

A sports figure who will allow a male fan to blow him
"After watching Tom Brady throw the game winning touch down, he became the biggest piece of hero candy in New England."
by Corey Trevor September 10, 2007
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Gunstar Heroes

One of the best platform/shooting games ever released on the SEGA Genesis by Treasure(tm). Even though it was made in 1993, the game is still a blast to play, literally.
The game was later surpassed by a kickass platform-shooter called Alien Soldier in 1995, which was also made by Treasure(tm).
Holy shit! Gunstar Heroes actually has tons of boss battles and 3D effects which really pushed the Genesis to its hardware limits.
by Treasure fan October 6, 2003
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