Mason Herbert

a sexy lad with a sexy bitch who everyone loves

mason herbert is one sexy man

by gangbanger7629 September 2, 2021

John Herbert

An elderly pedophile on Family who's in love with Chris Griffin and makes whistly sounds on the letter "S".

John Herbert: Boys, Boys, we can settle this like reasonable and sexy teenagers. Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins.

by Viscount Druitt January 8, 2023

Dylano Hebels

To have a incredibly fat ass/To be incredibly ´´thicc´´

My friend is such a Dylano Hebels his ass is so fat

by fvntvzy May 31, 2023

hebe

Hebe is the Greek diety who married Hercules after his ascention to god status. She is the cupbearer, and the goddess of youth and spring. Hebe is known as Juventas by the Romans.

The hebe is also a purple plant found in New Zealand.

Hercules married Hebe.
I picked some hebes on the way here.

by ]MpC[hebe December 16, 2004

hedbergian

Usage of phrases or mannerisms reminiscent of late comedian Mitch Hedberg.

girl: why did you put butter in this rice?

guy: the package said "butter (if desired)" and i desired it.

girl thinks: hmm...what a hedbergian statement

by undercover plastic man February 5, 2010

A Herbert

A creep who befriends women as a male friend usually at work constantly being a shoulder for them to lean on until one has an argument with their boyfriend or husband and the Herbert gets in there and scores a lay.

My girlfriend has a Herbert at work, he is constantly sticking up for her and putting me down, trying to get into her pants.

In every relationship breakup there is usually a Herbert lurking somewhere on the scene.

I'm gonna break that Herberts nose if I find him ever gets with my girlfriend

by Mick Ryan September 18, 2014

shifty eyed hebe

Derogatory term for an Asian jew

Shush you shifty eyed hebe

by Sed Rezis November 9, 2017