Herman story

A story told in a nasally, droll tone, that has no intrinsic value, and seems to go on forever.

Oh God, here comes Henry. He's probably going to tell us a herman story.

by ArlingtonHilltops March 16, 2009

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herman

someone who is very strange and weird. he can be very funny at sometimes and others act like a complete psychopath. when he stares you down with his blank eyes you feel like the world is on fire.

that guy is really scaring me, hes probably a herman

by babycarrot69 December 26, 2018

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Hermanism

A religion formed by the leader of the Hermit crabs across the world.

The Hermit Crabs main religion is Hermanism

by Pastor RJ July 24, 2023

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Sometimes nicknamed "Hermie", this is an example of someone who has a micropenis. Sometimes it is a nickname for a micropenis itself. People nicknamed "Hermie" usually have the smallest penis because they want to disassociate from the nickname for a micropenis. Hermie's are also obese, repulsive, and will always be single. Most of them HATE when they are called Herman instead of hermie.

Guy: Your name sucks, Herman.
Herman: IT'S HERMIE!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

Girl: Your penis is a Herman
Guy: I assume that means small?
Girl: Yes

by CallusIsHere March 12, 2022

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Herman is one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He is extremly caring and sweet as well as funny, and intelligent. He is kind, helpful and will always be there for his friends, no matter what happens. He’s also known for his honesty and treasure relationships dearly. He’s a shoulder you can depend on, so never be afraid to message him. He’s a person that you would regret letting go. If you ever grow feelings for a Herman, never let those feelings go. He’s a little slow at getting the hint if you have feelings for him, so it’s better to see how it goes. He’s a really loyal boyfriend and protective. Able to make you feel super special, like your the only girl in the world, because to him you are. He love doing unexpected romantic things for the person he love. Timid at first but when warmed up to isnt afraid to show passion and emotion. Love him with everything you have and he will make you his entire world.

“Herman stayed up all night and helped me with my project, he’s a really good friend.”

by Wtf1234567890 November 21, 2021

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