hedge wizard

Conner Hyatt

Conner is a hedge wizard

by Hedge wizard 2.0 June 21, 2018

hedge

Similar to edging, hedging is a masterbation technique, but has distinct differences. It involves a man hovering his hand over the tip of the penis, waving his hand side to side grazing the tip. The man then moans in certain scales (musical scales). This process is called "hedging up". Scales thats are used include, but are not limited to, C major, A minor, and D major. The hedger will keep moaning until they reach the desired octave or note, varying depending on their choice of scale, reaching the climax. They will then go down the scale as they finish off ("hedging down" or more colloquially known as "zodging"). Experienced hedgers can create melodies in their "hedge seshes".

Hedging was Timmys Expertise. He would hedge everyday for hours at a time, creating tunes and melodies.

by elitesingle November 10, 2024

Hedging

The act of rubbing ones head almost to comepletion

"I almost went over the hedge while getting the best hedging of my life last night"

by jelkinboy584 February 24, 2022

Cock Hedge

As the name states, when a male individual does not properly maintain a cock bush it eventually evolves into what can be considered a cock hedge.

A hedge is something that is not even acceptable by 80's standards, it cuts off air circulation and does not really provide more cushion for the pushing.

Where it's definitely one way to make the date a memorable experience

That's not a cock bush, It's a cock hedge!!

by Anti English Teacher March 27, 2024

hedge

A verb, meaning to disappear when things start to get interesting, esp. at a party or gathering at which illegal drugs are about to be consumed. It is crucial that the hedger has expressed interest in partaking in drug consumption before disappearing for hedging to have taken place.

B: "Where's A? He said he was really keen to help us eat these drugs"
C: "He hedged, man!"

by brennanmangina July 4, 2017

micheal hedges

Micheal Hedges is a guy who likes young boys and he hits on 3rd graders. He is one of the biggest creeps that keeps asking people to bend over inform of hime. If u don’t bend over then he will bend u over and rape you. Each time he sees a 5 year old girl his penis gets harder the the roxky mountains.

Random student: Hey mr. Hedges how can I raise my grade up in your class.
Micheal Hedges: give me that BOODY BOYYYY!!!
Random student:umm what?
Micheal Hedges: BEND OVER AND GIVE ME THAT BOODY NOWWWW BOY!!!!!!!

by Hi boy, jack johnson January 11, 2019

Hedge

To trim someones pubic hairs while performing fellatio. In Paris you can get a Topiary Hedge.

He was clean, tidy and satisfied after the Hedge was trimmed.

by Cha Cha Re February 6, 2021