Having the lesbian vampires

Having your period. Menstruation.

"I would like to go to the beach, but I'm having the lesbian vampires."

by Caterina. March 24, 2009

Having a jag

To jerk off or masturbate

i found little jimmy in the closet having a jag

by tunnledog October 3, 2016

having a go

To be very inept at something. Mostly used in reference to very public floundering or failure. (Shortened from "having a go at it")

...After that last shot of tequila he started seriously having a go. He tried to get up and go to the men's room but he got tangled up in the chair and took the whole table down. Awesome!

by exitflagger April 29, 2008

Having a jod

To masturbate, wank, or tickle your penis sexually

"Oh my god i just caught my dad having a jod"

by themadbutcher June 9, 2009

having fun

When a gay man and a lesbian woman have intercourse, discovering they hate the opposite gender.

They're having fun.

by Zamy Robert June 20, 2011

[having text]

1. The beginning stage of a relationship when you spend countless hours sending text messages back and forth.

2. Flirtatious text messaging

I swear I'm going to get carpal tunnel in my thumbs from "having text" all night, when in fact it should be my hamstrings that hurt.

by BigDsmuck December 9, 2008

having a mung

Chomping into something real hard.

Eating in general.

Not related to mung

Omg having a mung on this apple.

This bread is so good have a mung.

by Beashaz September 21, 2016