haddock pastie

A smelly fanny, normally smelling of fish.

"Can you smell that? One of these chicks has got a haddock pastie"

by sam cornwoggle August 24, 2006

Haddonfield

A town in NJ where drivers are slow as fuck.

Did you see those haddonfield drivers? They made me late to work!

by JHan216 August 16, 2008

hadouken

The hadouken, originally Ryu's special move in Street Fighter, is now an intricate sexual move involving a can of hair spray, a Zippo lighter, and an orgasm.

Directions: While doing a girl from the back, right as you orgasm you have to line up the Zippo with the hair spray, thus spraying a large fireball toward the back of her head. At the moment of incineration, you must yell out "HADOUKEN"!

"Hey dude, where's your girl??"
"Oh, she's still in the hospital... I totally gave her a hadouken last night!"
"Oh snap, does she have any hair left??"

by Dr. Nofelgood September 19, 2009

arse haddock

A friendly term for someone who's just made a mistake or said something stupid.

"I really think Bill Gates isn't THAT bad." - Norm

"Shut up you arse haddock!" - Guy

by Slayer April 7, 2003

Haddonfield

an amazing town that yeah is really good at sports. not all of us are rich only a few. all of other peoples stereotypes are wrong and messed up. the definitions that say bad stuff happened maybe once in a lifetime and are all written by jealous annoying people from other towns so yeah Haddonfield is awesome and rocks everyones socks.

-Haddonfield?
-uhh chahhh...
-oh yeah i know that place.. it rocks and so does everyone in it! i wish i lived there
-i know everyone does

by coolhaddonfieldkid March 31, 2011

Haddon Township

A rather large trailer park located in South Jersey where hicks, slutty 13 year old girls, wiggers and emo biker fags roam the parking lots of McDonalds, Wendy's and Primo Water Ice. The people of Township are rumored to eat their cereal with Keystone Light instead of your typical bowl of milk. To Township youth, every town surrounding their 2.8 square mile trash pit they call home, is inferior, especially Haddonfield because "they dun be sum rich arseholes and therefour is a bunch of fags, yeehaw tawnsheip!"

Township is basically fail.

Average Human being - "Hello. Where are you from?"

Haddon Township Resident - "TAAAWNHEIP! yeehaw!" (takes swig from flask of whiskey)

by Seamore Jugs May 6, 2009

Hardonime

To be sexually aroused by anime imagery, video, or thoughts.

Hey bro I totally have a hardonime for anime Revy from Black Lagoon, shes so damn sexy with her reckless attitude and minimalist wardrobe.

by Crangeru February 15, 2010