An expression requesting a picture of naked breasts to serve as proof of having a girlfriend. Also used to question an online poster's sexual identity.
Rosencrantz: My girlfriend gave me such a great blowjob last night.
Guildenstern: Girlfriend? Hah! Tits or it didn't happen!
Philomena: I'm a gorgeous brunette with large breasts looking for World of Warcraft fans so I can suck their cocks
Nerdcore: No you're not, you're a guy.
Philomena: No, I'm a girl
Nerdcore: Tits or it didn't happen.
Guildenstern: Girlfriend? Hah! Tits or it didn't happen!
Philomena: I'm a gorgeous brunette with large breasts looking for World of Warcraft fans so I can suck their cocks
Nerdcore: No you're not, you're a guy.
Philomena: No, I'm a girl
Nerdcore: Tits or it didn't happen.
by Sklooby October 27, 2008
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Billy: Hey, this is weird. I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt do you?
Penny: I love frozen yogurt!
Billy: What a crazy random happenstance!
Billy: Hey, this is weird. I ordered one frozen yogurt and they gave me two. You don't happen to like frozen yogurt do you?
Penny: I love frozen yogurt!
Billy: What a crazy random happenstance!
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Happiness
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Used to describe a person who can't control their trigger finger.
They shoot every chance they get and won't stop shooting.
They shoot every chance they get and won't stop shooting.
1:*bang* *bang* *bang*
2:dude you are so trigger happy right now
1: idc, imma shoot everything in my sight from now on!
2:dude you are so trigger happy right now
1: idc, imma shoot everything in my sight from now on!
by Amazingdefinitionswithpbr December 21, 2015
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hap•py cat
hapē kat
Adjective Noun
Someone who has a smile and a positive attitude and outlook on life.
A Happy Cat gets up each day with a smile and shows appreciation for all that they have and all of life’s blessings and greets each day and most people with a smile even through adversity as the know every day is a new day and in that new day great things can happen.
hap•py cat
hapē kat
Adjective Noun
Someone who has a smile and a positive attitude and outlook on life.
A Happy Cat gets up each day with a smile and shows appreciation for all that they have and all of life’s blessings and greets each day and most people with a smile even through adversity as the know every day is a new day and in that new day great things can happen.
He/She is truly a Happy Cat Happy Cat #HappyCat and always has the right attitude in life.
That is one Happy Cat Happy Cat #HappyCat
Respect the Happy Cat Happy Cat #HappyCat
That is one Happy Cat Happy Cat #HappyCat
Respect the Happy Cat Happy Cat #HappyCat
by LOVE777 September 13, 2014
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person 2: yeah, I just did. she has just announced her second album called "Happier Than Ever"
person 2: yeah, I just did. she has just announced her second album called "Happier Than Ever"
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"He may be a fuckstick, but he has some happy sperm."
"He may be a fuckstick, but he has some happy sperm."
by dicksy chick November 17, 2007
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