Worldwide Handsome

A joke made about Kim Soekjin by himself.

I’m worldwide handsome

by Jiminiepab0 December 24, 2017

kitchen hands

Hands that are used to being burnt and carrying hot plates from the restaurant industry.

"Don't worry I have kitchen hands," replied Nina when the waitress told her to be careful.

by Avianna Cheri May 6, 2016

Cheese Hands

A temporary case of spontaneous cerebral palsy anatomically specific to the hands and fingers caused by excessive binge drinking and a genetic predisposition towards being a Cheeseman. This condition inhibits the afflicted individual's fine motor skills and greatly enhances his overall goofiness.

" Check it out. That guy just tried to hug a girl and ended up dropping his drink and poking her in the eye. It's so sad when an otherwise fun night is ruined by chronic Cheese Hands."


"No, he's not actually retarded. He just finished off his fifth of Pepe Lopez and now he has Cheese Hands."

by East Bridge March 30, 2009

Mayo Hands

Exceptionally large hands in proportion to the rest of the body, a common genetic abnormality occurring in the natives of an area of western Ireland called Mayo. The reason for the mutation is believed to have come from the natives love for finding potatoes, throwing turf at strangers and means that the area breeds some of the finest volleyball players in the third world.

"Hey, check out these gloves, they cost me like 150 bucks!".
"Wtf, have you got Mayo Hands or something?"

by seedyplaya January 7, 2012

Clinical Handshake

when a man/woman walks into a medical clinic, hospital, or nursing home and uses a comatose patient's hand to masturbate.

The best orgasm can be achieved through a Clinical Handshake.

clinical, hand, shake, clinic

by Blakers-29 May 29, 2012

Sandwich Hands

The lingering scent of cheese and/or onion and/or bread and/or pickles and/or beef after consuming a sandwich and/or burger.

After eating a McMenamins bacon cheeseburger the scent of beef and cheese will linger on your finger tips for hours after digestion.

Ex. "I got a spicy Italian at Subway today and got the worst Sandwich Hands!"

by grayson_1895 January 18, 2013

carolina handshake

The act of having a threesome with your spouse and a relative.

Cletus, his wife Fran, and his cousin Patty, we're caught giving each other a Carolina handshake last night in their trailer.

by Anal Tart October 2, 2013