brown handy

To put fecal matter into your own hand and preform a handjob.

My girlfriend ate curry for dinner last night and gave me the worst brown handy!

by Fresh Sketch September 18, 2019

Handy Hoe

A girlfriend or good looking girl that is either in a wheelchair or on crutches.

Also a girl with ADD that may sleep around with many guys just to fit in and thinks it is perfectly fine.

Short for Handicapped Hoe.

Id buy that girl new grips for her wheelchair just for a chance to get with that Handy Hoe.

by Dumb Dick July 17, 2008

Iraqi Handy

An Iraqi Handy is an extremely painful form of a handjob. It involves the rubbing/massaging of a male penis, usually resulting in blisters, sunburn, etc. Infamous for being given in the blazing hot desserts of Iraq.

"That was the most painful Iraqi Handy I've ever recieved..."

"I wouldn't wish an Iraqi Handy upon my worst enemy."

by McGref The Crime Dog July 11, 2008

come in handy

adj.: One prone to premature ejaculation upon the first physical contact with their sex-partner.

Monica: I think I'm gonna hook up with Bill tonight.

Hillary: You might want to skip the foreplay; he can be a little bit come in handy.

by dballs15 June 29, 2009

sandy handy

Getting a sand paper hand-job till. Higher the grit, the better.

"Hey Ricky, would you rather get a sandy handy, or fuck a goat"?

by yardsale March 05, 2014

handy hand

When you give the best handy in the state and your acrylic nail falls off.

“Yo I heard Ang broke her nail giving a hand job”
“Oh no not the handy hand!”

by biggganggg March 23, 2021

Handy Capable

A more politically correct term or the handicapped

Hey look at that retarded guy... I don't think he can walk

Handy capable is a much better term for retarded you know. people don't get offended then

by saberscars March 14, 2011