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Horned Frog

Texans refer to the Texas Horned Lizard as the Horned Frog. It is not a frog, but it is a lizard.

Its range includes Arizona, New Mexico, Mexico, all of Texas and Oklahoma, Colorado, Kansas, Arkansas, and Louisiana. The lizard was introduced in North and South Carolina, Georgia, and Florida.

They mostly eat harvester ants, but also eat other small insects. There has been a decline in their population because of the invasion of fire ants in their territory and pesticides. Both of them are killing off the harvester ant population, thereby lowering the source of food for the lizard.

The Texas Horned Lizard is a nationally protected species, making it a crime to capture, possess, transport, sell, and hunt them without a special license.

When threatened, it will puff up to stick its horned body out. This makes it difficult for predators to try and chew, bite, or swallow the lizard. If this does not scare the predator, it will shoot a stream of blood out of its eye. The lizard is incredibly accurate with this defense and can shoot up to five feet.

The Texas Horned Lizard is the state reptile of Texas, the mascot of Texas Christian University, and is seen as sacred by some Native American tribes in the American Southwest. Students, faculty, fans, etc. of Texas Christian University are also referred to as Horned Frogs.
1. Wow! That horned frog just shot blood out of its eye!

2. Joel left Indiana to go to school at Texas Christian and he's proud to call himself a Horned Frog.
by J. Wassner July 26, 2007
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Audrey Horne

A character from the 1990 TV series Twin Peaks, directed by David Lynch. She was the daughter of the richest man in TP, and was in love with Agent Cooper. She was mischievious, and liked to do things like tie cherry stems in knots (while in her mouth), and inserting pencils into other people's coffee-filled styrofoam cups.
Audrey Horne was beautiful and subversive, but had a sensitive side.
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Ashley Horne

Ashley Neil Horne is in the band 'The Midnight Beast' with stefan abingdon and dru wakely.

He is the fittest member of the band and was also in doctor who (the next doctor: episode) and eastenders and genie in the house. He is an awesome person with awesome hair
Boy 1: I wish i was as fit as ashley horne
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hornitude

the most awsum level of horny. it can be ranked using the Bergstein-Giraffe Test, on a Step 1 through 5 basis
Fabio was experiencing such levels of HORNITUDE because he is such a boy. :)
by FABIO/bingo :) February 9, 2009
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Horneranxious

A riff on "hornery" which is the sensation of being ornery due to being horny. It is the irritability that accompanies moments of celibacy.

Horneranxious is horny + ornery + anxious. The word adds the anxiety component of moments of celibacy.

It can also mean that you have so much stress in your life that you need to fuck frequently to relieve tension.
My man is writing his dissertation, which is making him uber horneranxious.

I have a big interview tomorrow. I'm horneranxious. Can we fuck already?
by barnabeast January 16, 2010
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Hornstrated

I am so hornstrated. I haven't had sex in long time
by Danard April 27, 2016
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Horned Beef

A penis or vagina with a severe case of genital warts.
She dropped her panties and wow!!!!! Horned beef. I was outa there like a bad dream.

I’m pretty sure that random hook up last night had horned beef. I need to get to the health department.
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018
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