Hobo Flop

Building off of the definitions for candy flip, hippie flip, and Jedi flip, a hobo flop is the act of combining five (or more) drugs in a single session or day.

“Why hasn’t Russ spoken in three hours?”
“Oh, he hobo flopped today”

by addison_ March 5, 2019

Hobo cracker

A man who is homeless who smokes crack with his panhandling mohey . He is funny but loud enough to be noticed by the crowd at large when he panhandles like a pro…

Bro did you see that hobo cracker pan handling around the wag ?

That hobo cracker better not be had stepping when he scores for us tonight !!!

by Heyoka October 29, 2023

hobo gloves

gloves with the fingertips cut off. sometimes seen on hobos, bums, tramps, etc. Often home-made (or homeless made in a hobo's case) all one needs is an old pair of gloves and some scissors. Some gloves are also made without any fingertips to begin with, but they are not true hobo gloves.

I just made myself a pair of hobo gloves out of a small pair of old gloves.

by brian July 21, 2008

Hobo Drunk

When one gets absolutely piss ass drunk and becomes completely incoherent.

Jamal: "Sup you cracker-ass fool."

Fredrick Wellington: "Good day to you sir."

Jamal: "I went to this banging party last night with all my home digities."

Fredrick Wellington: "Is that right my brown friend?"

Jamal: "I must have done got hobo drunk cuz I snapped off a log in ma draws. Ya herd you white mufuga."

Fredrick Wellington: "Intresting"...(sitting in a chair, legs crossed, puffing on a pipe while ready a fine leather-bound book).A long awkward pause occurs making both parties feel uncomfortable.

Jamal: "Touch me...."(Yet another awkward pause insues, not quite as long as the previous one).

Jamal: "...before I cut you!"

by Aunt Jeff January 1, 2008

hobo beer

A hobo beer is an old beer that someone did not finish. Once found the next day, especially in scary apartment basements, they are often left out in the middle of the room, as hobo bait. The logic being, if a hobo came down there, he'd drink the beer for sure. Then we'd have to whap him upside the head and straitjacket him. On acid.

Only dumbasses drink hobo beers, accidently or otherwise.
See: Lehr

by taylormuller February 3, 2007

hobo dick

some seriously dirty, smelly cock either because he never washes it or because he has fucked/masturbated etc. a few times several hours before his next shower.

As Fredrick pulled down his pants to reveal his lethal love injection Gloria passed out with the god awful stench of his hobo dick.

by cannietellye October 9, 2005

Hobo Chili

Any combination of readily available ingredients stirred together in a pot or used soup-can over an open fire. Ingredients can include: Pigeons, fecal matter, babies, dogs, grass, fingers.

Best served with a vintage Merlot, but toilet wine will suffice.

Crazy Homeless man: "A dead hooker, three mice, and a used condom? Oh, it's Hobo Chili time!"

by jvarna5 January 30, 2008