help

slang for what the actual fuck is wrong with you

"hey bro did you know that i can shove my whole fist in my ass?" "HELP"

by Samuelm890 June 11, 2024

help

please help me im stuck inside this definition

PLEASE HELP

by naminaidk June 14, 2024

Help

When something is funny and your Lowkey confused

X: Look at my new sketchers

X: HELP?? those are the most bitch ass shoes I've ever seen

by I've been in a gang before 818 February 23, 2025

Help

Usually used whenever someone sees or hears something funny or weird. Basically means 'what' just different.

Milo: did you see dat video of that girl shitting off a balcony?

Emma: help?

by Appletreejuice November 26, 2025

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by bugrer April 12, 2021

Help!

1) A 1965 Beatles film, starring the Beatles, some foreign guys and a couple of scientists.

An Eastern cult tries to make a sacrifice, only realizing that the sacrificial ring is gone.
Of course, Mr. Starr is wearing it.
So some guys from this cult go after the Fab Four in attempt to retrieve the ring, which won't come off of Ringo's finger.
Some scientists find this rather interesting and now want the ring for themselves.
At the intermission, Paul and George throw darts at the camera and John bobs Ringo up and down like a yo-yo.
Then the mop-tops keep on running, finding themselves in multiple well known areas until they end up at a beach.
When they finally catch Ringo and are painting him the sacrificial red, the ring falls off.

2) A 1965 Beatles album, setlist consisting of:
Side one-
Help!
The Night Before
You've Got To Hide Your Love Away
I Need You
Another Girl
You're Going To Lose That Girl
Ticket to Ride

Side two-
Act Naturally
It's Only Love
You Like Me Too Much
Tell Me What You See
I've Just Seen A Face
Yesterday
Dizzy Miss Lizzy

3) 1965 Beatles song, found on the album Help!

1) Have you seen Help!? The plot is totally jacked up, but it's still hilarious.

2) Not doing much, listening to Help!

3) Now playing: Help!

by LukieInTheSky January 20, 2010

Help!

Is the 5th album by The Beatles, released in 1965

--TRACKS--
-SIDE 1-
Help!
The Night Before
You've Got To Hide Your Love Away
I Need You
Another Girl
You're Going To Lose That Girl
Ticket To ride
-SIDE 2-
Act Naturally
It's Only Love
You Like Me Too Much
Tell Me What You See
I've Just Seen A Face
Yesterday
Dizzy Miss Lizzy

Help! is the 2nd Beatles' film too, released in the same year of the album.

"Help! I need somebody!"

by FabFour_03 July 2, 2018