genital tango

When two consenting adults allow their private parts to dirty dance like Patrick Swayzee because it takes two.

via Khleo Thomas

May I have this genital tango

by vsbaby October 16, 2020

Genital Herpes

A sexually transmitted disease:The virus breaks out with excruciating stinging, and burning; It affects the nerves, a node near your genitals will be swollen, your body aches, and you feel really tired during the breakout, which lasts 5-8 days. The first 3 years you have the virus, the breakouts are every 10 months; After 10 years they are every 2-3 years and so on as the years go by the virus erupts less and less, to where you think you don't have it. I've noticed breakout when I am really stressed out, overworked, vitamin deficient, or when certain people who have bad intentions are near me. The little known fact is that a person who carries Genital Herpes virus is contagious 2 days BEFORE they even have a breakout and ironically feel extremely horny during that contagion. Contrary to popular beliefs, genital herpes cannot be spread from genitals to mouth, mouth to genitals - that's why it's called GENITAL Herpes. Mouth is a different type of herpes - the cold sore. The fact that this is the only virus that can't be cured is proof that EVERYONE has some sort of Herpes virus in their bodies: shingles, hives, psoriasis, cold sores, chicken pox, boils, rosacea, etc. It's a shame to have genital herpes, but the virus can actually live on a toilet seat for 2-4 hours, on doctor's exam instruments for 18 hours, and on cotton gauze for 72 hours. Herpes in the latin/Greek languages mean Creeping, from Herpein to Creep.

Every 3 years I break out with Genital Herpes for about a week.
You CANNOT get Genital Herpes by shaking hands!

by DeepThrowWitDancer March 13, 2022

Geniggabinz

A black man of German descent. He may be prone but not limited to activities such as:
- stealing whilst in lederhosen

- using ebonics but in a German way
- combining European arrogance and American degeneration

Man 1: Have you seen the new guy from Germany, Karl?
Man 2: Oh!! The geniggabinz I saw earlier? That’s Karl I’m guessing?

by Deez Nutz Goat Ham September 11, 2023

Free the genie

a. Fervently rubbing your lamp in order to release the angry men.
b. to masturbate.

Marcellus: How was your date?
Adam: Terrible, she left me with blue balls.
Marcellus: That blows dude.
Adam: Totally; when I got home, I had to free the genie.

by Bordchef May 24, 2013

Genie's Arse

when something is so clever or a total fluke it's almost magic and absolute genius.

genius = genie arse

originating from the saying "pulling it out of your arse"

"Dude you pulled that from a genie's arse!"

by Keats October 6, 2004

Geniotic

A combination of genius and idiotic that describes an idea or action that initially seems to lack intelligence but actually turns out to be an effective idea/action.

When you taped that fan to your computer, I thought that was a geniotic idea!

by Ecwonox November 20, 2017

Genious

Theoretically the opposite of ingenious, cascading into non-genius.

"I'm genious"
"That's the opposite of genius LOL"

by SpeedoThreeSixty December 21, 2020