Gronk

Aussie slang meaning idiot, loser and dumbass

Your such a gronk Bob!

by theMLGscrub March 31, 2015

SGS (Spanking Groin Station)

Walking in on someone while they are pleasuring themselves in the workplace.

I went into Larry's office late last night and he was pulling off a SGS (Spanking Groin Station).

by Thomas Jorgensen May 4, 2007

Gronky

The hangover induced by the marijuana o(-_-)o

Best described as not entirely waking up.

Hey Justin you look gronky, you party with mary jane last night?

by Kasim223 February 17, 2010

Gronk

High off your ass 🍃

Person1: “Bro how do you feel?”
Person2: “I’m so gronk I can see my thoughts”

by Yoonmin.inc February 29, 2020

Gronk

A Gronk is an unusually large woman. A Gronk need not be fat (though most are) Often they are the tall gawky daughters of Norse races. The average ratio of Gronks to fit women is about one-in-four, per party. Gronks are often Wingwomen, allowing no girl in her group to stray and talk to any men who do not also chat up the Gronk herself.
The Gronk is often loud and a big joker. Asserting herself into conversations and loudly making jests in the hope that men will notice and forklift her off to bed.

I couldn't get close to Mandy last night. That big Gronk at the table wouldn't let me near her.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 7, 2013

groin

something I pulled once, that felt so good I pulled it again, and again......

when wearing kevlar, the groin is the most important area of protection

by Mike January 18, 2005

Goink

To place both your balls in a partners mouth, then repeatedly slap their nose with your tumescent penis in a vigorous manner, preferably whilst waving your other arm in the air.

-Last night I was with a real slut, she let me goink the hell out of her.

by CaptainParty January 9, 2009