glob gobbler

A dick sucker. The glob gobbler has no preference between fresh from the farm or day old nut juice slurped from a dirty linoleum floor.

You can marry her if you want to, but I know personally that Tencha is a hood rat glob gobbler who often has doo doo for lunch.

by Tommy D, aka, DJ Dirty Balls November 25, 2007

Chobble gobbler

Term used to insult an asshole by inferring he gobbles chobbles (cock)

What a fucking chobble gobbler

by BooGie.Wizstar May 24, 2018

Peach Gobbler

Slang term for one with a cunnilingus addiction.

"Man, Ricky's been down on Lucy's business for hours! That boy is a Grade-A Peach Gobbler!"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009

Goo Gobbler

A person who swallows a male's ejaculate.

Kendra is a goo gobbler who swallows married men's cum.

by The Screamer 4 September 27, 2011

Gobble Rash

Term for a rash developed around the mouth of a girl who has given too many blowjos

Derroagatory name for a girl with a rash around her mouth

Definition for a notorrius slag

She's got pure bad Gobble Rash

You're birds got Gobble Rash pal

by csimiami October 15, 2009

gobble

To partake in the act of fellatio. Particularly used in the West Of Scotland to describe oral sex. Can also be the noise a turkey makes.

Git yir gums aroond ma plums, gis' a gobble

by GingaNinja April 30, 2005

Hobbling knob gobbler

A hideous peg-legged woman who lives under a bridge in the middle of the woods, serving as toll booth attendant for aforementioned bridge. The only allowable method of payment is to allow her to gobble your knob. Much like a crack head in Compton approaches a pusher or trapstar offering fellatio in exchange for crack, the traveler must allow the hobbling knob gobbler to gobble their knob in order to cross the bridge.

I was walking through the woods when i copped some dome from a hobbling knob gobbler.

by no one146 May 1, 2006