Grandma Jibs

A girl with an ugly face and messed up teeth, usually very obnoxious and/or overweight.

Grandma Jibs: This party is awesome!!! I'm all wasted and shit, yeah!!!

Me: Ohhh? That is neat. I'm going to call you Grandma Jibs.

Grandma Jibs: Why?!?

Me: Eh, don't worry about it.

Grandma Jibs: Cool!

by yeahbrotru September 2, 2009

Grandma’s Trout

Granny’s old fish smelling, swollen, droopy, diaper fuzz, piss infested, scabby, grandpa’s spunk holding vagina. Resembles a gutted brown trout.

Hey Andy check out grandma’s Trout over there. Her diaper is getting full and droopy and you can see that old smelly flapper peeking out from underneath her moo moo.

Andy: you’re damn right I’m starting to drip looking at that tasty trout. Yummy!

by Spoonyt69 April 7, 2022

grandma purse

A big purse that usually grandma's have but I have recently seen them on young ladies.

Ryann (sophmore) has a grandma purse.

by robby March 2, 2004

Grandma's Silver

A sleeping position in which 3 or more people rest in a spoon configuration.

"We had to fit four campers in that little tent, and it was friggin' cold, so we pulled a Grandma's Silver."

by K Strizzle October 24, 2011

Japanese Grandma

A drink made with equal parts sake and prune juice.

I can't remember the rest of the night after I had that Japanese Grandma but I know I had the best shit of my life

by mortoniodizedsalt March 23, 2022

Greasy Grandma

A stank-ass vagina. This cooter doesn’t get fishy, it gets greasy. This is a vagina that you can smell a mile away. It makes the room humid.

Oh my god who brought their girlfriend’s greasy grandma to the party? Don’t they know how to wash themselves?

by sworensen June 1, 2019

Grandma Language

The employment of intelligent, high sounding vocabulary at times when it is unnecessary, ie., Facebook. Named grandma language in that the vernacular lacks common day slang and usually employs more educated words.

Dang! Why does Courtney always use grandma language? Can't she just talk like everyone else? Geez!

by gmalanguageuser December 13, 2010