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brad graham

Brad graham is a dope ass muthafucka who bleaches his teeth so white it acts as a lazer beam for the ladies so they dont get lost in the dark when between the sheets.

Brad graham creatures are complex species with gangster rap and eckhart tolle in their cd player amongst one of their various forms of transportation due to annihilating the fuck out of their vehicles. most likely alcohol and rage induced.

Dont cross a Brad Graham.. especially with his girlfriend, you may get kidnapped off the side of the street, ducttapped and paper bagged, and driven out to the middle of nowhere and threatened to be killed and never heard from again.

Make sure to take Brads "light heatedly" when party favors are involved: wrestle with care, pat his head, and tell him how schmmmmexy he is even if he calls you a homofaggot that likes to such donkey dick.

Brad Grahams thrive best amongst beer pong, curious individuals that can entertain him, upper, downers, hot sex and yes, princess blanket cuddles.
Whats that brad Graham?

"Schmeeechmeeeschmeee"
by fascist lemonde December 9, 2013
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Aubrey Drake Graham

Whole wheat flour
Light brown sugar
Cinnamon
Baking soda
Salt
Butter, room temperature
Whole milk
Honey
Vanilla extract
"i love Aubrey Drake Graham crackers they be bussing"
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Graham Cracker

A Mexican or Latin person with a brown complection that acts like a white person.
I have no Hispanic friends, and I don't have a Spanish accent! I'm such a Graham Cracker!
by xxLadyAmericaxx July 9, 2011
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Graham

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Graham

anna: is that the first dutch uncle?
daisy: yeah he's a total Graham! with his monster cock and going "plural"
by 4BA January 23, 2019
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Graham

Graham is sometimes annoying. Has a secret crush. Can be nice at times. Is usually kind towards people.
Person #1 "Who's Grahams crush?"
by grimgrambaconandham1 January 27, 2018
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Graham

A short bus rider to say the least. Definitely has shortcomings abound. His kid shares the same short bus brain and likes to shit the bed and his pants. Thinks he is tough but has been licked many times by older out of shape men that typically have sex with his wife in a camper parked on property he doesn't even own.
Look at Graham riding the short bus again! He must be on his way to the camper.
by Loinslinger April 4, 2022
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