When a dude’s gooch is so nasty and crusty from lack of hygiene that the sloughing skin and filth looks like panko bread crumbs. Always accompanied by a vile, cheesy odor.
After that week of camping and no shower, I got the panko gooch.
I went down to suck his balls but the smell of his panko gooch was so vile I started to retch.
I went down to suck his balls but the smell of his panko gooch was so vile I started to retch.
by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018
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by therearenomorenames December 21, 2019
Get the pull a gooch mug.The act or description of a person, place or thing that has been broken, tainted, or has been destroyed. Named for the famous character in "Diff'rent Strokes" (Episode 44, Return of the Gooch) that wanted to beat up Willis.
That thing is all gooched. You better throw it away.
My dad borrowed my sweatshirt and spilled coffee on it. Now it's all gooched up.
After that accident Jimmy is gooched. He has to wear a special brace on his leg.
Whoa! Easy with the crystal vase you're gonna gooch it up.
He should have never tried to bang her on the first date. He completely gooched that up.
My dad borrowed my sweatshirt and spilled coffee on it. Now it's all gooched up.
After that accident Jimmy is gooched. He has to wear a special brace on his leg.
Whoa! Easy with the crystal vase you're gonna gooch it up.
He should have never tried to bang her on the first date. He completely gooched that up.
by merlineternal January 20, 2008
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I love to goonch with the kids on the couch while watching movies and eating popcorn.
I love to goonch with the kids on the couch while watching movies and eating popcorn.
by The Thelma Original October 14, 2010
Get the Goonch mug.Once fabled as the deepest you could get, balls deep has been surpassed by gooch deep. Gooch deep is where you go in so deep into an orifice, that you are able to shove your balls into said orifice as well, so you are no longer bound by the limiters that are your testicles. Being gooch deep means that your gooch is now touching the rim of the hole that you are pleasuring(or punishing).
by Tyrone Phillips March 22, 2008
Get the gooch deep mug.A small troll like animal that lives in a fat or obese man's gooch. Often known to feed on the sweat and hairs.
by Hughbert Barrcleh September 13, 2011
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Oh my gawww, there was like, this one time? In band camp? Where Mr Klianthus stuck his Trombone so far up my puss puss, and then my Goochy Goochy hole, that I friggin came bucket loads and shaaaaa. Just like thaaaaa.
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