Gooned

The state of being a JeffWu (Goon)

Kid from Taiwan gets gooned.

by Goon the goon November 1, 2021

Grey Goosed

When drinking grey goose lands you in hospital with a blood alcohol content of 0.280 and ends with vomiting on yourself In the shower with your mate having to help your drunk ass out of the shower and into bed.

Last night Amy got grey goosed

by Classic Amy July 13, 2019

googed

To see a page of crap unrelated to your obscured ass search for something while using Google to do so. This commonly occurs for etards.

I tried to do research for that report and got googed with everything I tried.

by drd79 January 4, 2010

Gooed

The act of ejaculating in or on someone.

Gooing is the Verb equivalent.

Person 1 "Was she good in bed?"
Person 2 "Ahh man, I gooed all over her!"

by HaZaAtki April 11, 2010

Goosed

To have sex with a girl with the intention of never calling or seeing her again.

Cody totally goosed that chick last night.

or...

Gril 1: That guy still hasn't called me
Girl 2: Did you have sex with him?
Girl 1: Yeah, he was hot
Girl 2: You totally got goosed

by PartyBoy73 November 18, 2011

Goosed

The act of a dog putting their nose in your frontal crotch area.

1. That dog totally just goosed me! I feel so violated!

by xskwizmx March 28, 2010

Goosed

To "pull out" or "eject" rapidly during intercourse and ejaculate on your partners belly.

I totally mavericked her hole, ejected from the cockpit, and goosed on her belly!

by brainstorm85 May 11, 2011