goofball

west coast slang for crystal meth and heroin in the same intravenous shot. it is not to be confused with speedball (cocaine and heroin)

jay: I got clear and black you wanna goofball?
jesse: im on my way let’s get goofy.

by amphboy January 18, 2019

goofappy

goofy and happy at the same time

His dancing was beyond ridiculous, but he was so goofappy about it that everyone was laughing their heads off.

by SFNative June 2, 2010

goofalicious

when something is so silly and/or stupid that the word "goofy" just isnt enough.

"This guy just ran straight into my line of fire and made his team lose lol"
"lmao that's pretty goofalicious"

by PurpleShade November 16, 2022

Goobage

Derivative of Goober. Copious Goobin' that leads to an excess overload of people acting silly or ridiculous. Goobage occurs typically when Goobers take things to an extreme.

"We were out partying and goobin' and there was extreme goobage.

by Dolphin's Breath May 31, 2009

godfauxther

One who spends an inordinate amount of time playing Mafia Wars on Facebook, particularly while at work. As a result, said individual thinks they are actually part of an organized crime syndicate.

Chip missed three deadlines this week because he won't quit playing Mafia Wars. When I asked him about them he said he was going to whack me if I didn't accept his friend request and join his mafia. I hope that godfauxther gets fired.

by BagHag April 29, 2010

goobaglob

The amount of cum that remains in the condom after you rail a girl.

Dude, that goobaglob was huge.

by Cerlz August 14, 2010

Goobatronic

To be a goobatron. The ability to be an absolute stupid moron yet still complete tasks successfully.

Hey Brian, you're looking a bit goobatronic today!

by bnuggat December 9, 2010