gombos

a purple dinosaur who lives wit his best friend dilly at home and in college. he only goes out with one shoe on and responds to the name 'stevie'. he has a strong loathing for his neighbor leavitt, and he has random outbursts where he breaks shit in his room and is forced to listen to his ipod in the closet so he can calm down. known for having only eight and a half toes, he works at the local sticker factory and eats half pieces of cheese and gives the other half to his kitten lyla and friend MoJo. he never learned how to ride a bike, and his favorite pasttime is opening and closing the blinds of his elementary school cafeteria. he met a girl named lauren who is allergic to gluten, which means she cant eat bread. and so he also developed the allergy and then decided to live with birds in the wild for awile. oh and he works for santa in his spare time.

"NO NO DILLY!!"
"ohhh look at mee, i am gombos and i wear red shirts and spend all my money on fuzzy jackets and nice sneakers. i like apple pie from phantom farms and i have a scab on my left shin from falling on the ground."

by Kite Runner November 27, 2007

Godboner

a. when you reach a point of sexual excitement equivalent to the feeling of connecting with God

b. when you feel god caressing your boner from the heavens above

c. when the thought of God causes blood to rush to your penis

Dude I was praying in church and I totally got a godboner. It was so embarassing

by XFP September 11, 2010

gobbo tits

When your tits nonexistent

Wow dude she’s got gobbo tits

by Crocfan September 20, 2020

Thao smells goob

The act of a fine young and pretty lady adding the word "goob" to the end of "thao smells" in order to change the sentance. "Thaos" are usually hot, skinny, of vietnamese origin, and stupid, hence the spelling error in "good."

This game is really goob, this pizza is goob aswell, damn, I smell goob.

by Thaominator Exterminator August 29, 2004

goob

1. A person commiting a generally stupid or pointless act.
2. Slang term generally used as an insult for a person who is not liked by the user of the word.

1. What a goob Steve is for drinking that much.
2. That guy is a goob, I hate him.

by Abaleon September 1, 2008

goobar

a random word I pulled out of my ass

you are all my puppets! dance dance DANCE! I am the drunken avenger of the night stalking women mugging people killing sluts and stabbing small animals.

by Dumb Ass August 16, 2004

Globohomo

Globohomo, also known as corporate wokeness, corporate virtue signaling, or neoliberalism by the economic left; is what happens when you take the worst aspects from each side of the political spectrum to create the modern-day western establishment.

While this is a portmanteau of "globalist" and "homosexual", this is mainly used in context of the promotion of homosexuality and homosexual or transgender ideology, this is not used in the context of openly hating homosexuals. "Faggot" does just fine enough for me.

In effect, this is the agenda of destroying ethnicity, nationhood, and culture in white countries, while simultaneously promoting far-left anti-natalist politics and far-right economics to keep the working class down and drowning in competition. This is the primary system of belief that can be found in many establishments in the west. Neoliberalism also meshes well with neoconservatism, whose ideology is solely based off of going to wars and making friends with woke corporations to buy guns and kill brown people and ñîggêrß.

In short: neoliberalism is quite literally everything wrong with society on both a social and economic level.

Nigga 1: yo niggas, did u see dat add 4 fat white wominz n gay niggas n shiet
Nigga 2: naw nigga, I was givin head to one of my homies
Nigga 1: yo dis is da sheit, we needz us sum fat white bitchez from da globohomo niggas
Nigga 3: *shoots the two niggas because they were in a rival gang*

by ChigginNiggers October 18, 2021